The Gieke, nee Monty Household: randomsushi

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The Gieke, nee Monty Household

Jan 16, 2023 15:38

Oof. Posted this over on Tumblr, then immediately caught a stinking, rotton cold that knocked me flat. Finally started recovering and realised oh, wait, I haven't crossposted this one. So! Over to Bianca Monty! Who has been pregnant since 2014, so let’s hurry up and get that baby out of her!

But first, a wedding!

Bianca: Whew, really stretching the lace on my dress here.

Chester: Bianca, I promise to love and cherish you and refuse to take part in the family feud.

Bianca: I promise to let you spend a not insignificant amount of money on video game merchandise so long as you give me that sweet incognito surname and at least two more babies.

Bianca: With this ring, I am no longer a Monty.

Chester: Sweet sweet video game merch.

Bianca: Sweet sweet anonymity and babies.

I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Gieke.

Thanks for the money, Chester!

Bianca: Open wide!

Chester: Ack! Choking!

Bianca: Ha ha! So funny!
Chester: I’M SERIOUS.

Back home! Bianca’s OTH is Arts and Crafts and as she also has a high interest in fashion, I brought her a sewing machine.
Bianca: It’s probably too late to make my own baby clothes, but I might manage a prom dress.
What if it’s a boy?
Bianca: I said what I said.

Landlord: Did you hear something?
Chester: Maybe it was the weather.

Nope, it’s BABY TIME!

Bianca: What the fuck are you doing!?
Chester: Getting ready to catch!
Bianca: GET BACK UP THIS END NOW.

Baby is birthed and caught! And it is indeed a boy! His name is Paris, which yes, I know is more of a Capp kind of name, but I figure it’s a firm statement from Bianca that she is DONE with that.

And Chester immediately rolls this charming want.
Chester: A baby! I must learn all about them so I can be the very best father ever!
Aww. How about you, Bianca?

Literally every other skill, I see.
Bianca: I don’t need to study. I’m a Family sim and mommy knows best.

Bianca: See? I’m so good at this already!

Bianca: Gold star for this shit.

Bianca: Aaaaaand baby goes on floor. Outside.
LOL THERE IT IS-

Oh, I see, you just put him down to react to the weather.
Bianca: Ew, rain? I’m going back inside.

Um, Bianca?
Bianca?

Paris: She’s not coming back, is she?

No worries, dad to the rescue!

Chester: Ew.

But finally, Paris makes it back into the house. Hurrah!

Landlord: Hey, there’s a weird stench from your apartment, can you deal with it?
Chester: Oh, it’s just the baby.

Baby goes IN BASSINET.

I had Bianca invite her parents over so she could tell them about her shotgun wedding.

But apparently they didn’t do anything interesting, because the next screenshot was this one of Chester teleporting out of bed.
Bianca: You can just get up normally, you know.
Chester: Better view of the bassinet from here.

Chester: I wonder what Paris is thinking right now?

Paris: I’m thinking I would like that nappy to be a little bit further away from me.

Chester: Noooooo my spaghetti!

Family dinner.

And then it’s time for Paris to grow up!

Paris: I wanna go to bed.
Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

Patrizio: I would like to know your opinions on global affairs.
Isabella: I would like to install a sweet swing set like this in our backyard. I haven’t felt this young in years!

Potty training time!

Chester: You’re really gonna do this?
Hey, everyone loves potty training pics.

Chester: VOGUE.
Amazing, stupendous, a star is born. Give me another!
Chester: Can’t. Kid’s done.
Done as in-?

Huh. Kid’s done.
Paris: What, like it’s hard?

Chester: And now, the most awkward spot in the house for a story.

I’ll consider it.

Patrizio: Let us know if you do get knocked up again, Isabella was very disappointed she never got a chance to knit little cardigans for Paris.
Bianca: That’s on her, I was pregnant for eight years.