two for one, stolen from friends :D
1. Where is your dad right now?
my dad...currently located in a ceramic jar...my biological father...somewhere...out there...i should prolly call him soon
2. Have you ever keyed someones car?
yes. one of my best friends helped me do it...and i got an ass beating almost a year later for it :D
3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
That feeling sensual at work produces chub...and chub at work = bad
4. What color is your watch?
uhhh fuck watches...i have a cmputer...and if i'm in my car...my car
5. Do you like anyone?
lots of people
6. Are you close to your mom?
i'm a momma's boy...
7. Where does your best friend work?
an electrian outfit place thingy
8. What are you listening to right now?
co-workers...my keyboard...and computer
9. What do you smell like?
clothing? new clothing?
10. What color are your pants?
the ones i'm wearing now? none...i'm wearing shorts.
11. Have you ever done a chinese fire drill?
yea...i want to try a chinese firedrill with MULTIPLE cars again...that shit was fun.
12. Have you kissed anyone today?
no
13. Do you have a chair in your room?
uhhh i have about 60 in this room(work)...2 in my living room...
14. What time of day were you born?
sometime before noon...and sometime after 1130
15. Are you mad?
insanity doesnt run in my side of the family :)
16. What's your favorite number?
13
17. Do you know someone named Lori?
yesh...only one...i believe
18. What color is your mom's hair?
uhhh dishwater blonde? with gray? maybe?
19. Do you have a dog?
no
20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
i still sing songs now...although, the ones i sing now...are made up lyrics to existing songs...but only for songs i like :D
22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
i have no siblings.
23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
many times...
24. Do you play an instrument?
i'm learning 4
25. Do you like fire?
yesh
26. Are you allergic to anything?
lactose, thc/marijuana, and people
27. When was the last time you cried?
*shrug*
29. Have you ever been to a spa?
i think so? maybe? well...actually USED a spa...i dont think so...been to one...yes
30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
i didnt even take all four years of highschool
31. Do you like butterflies?
sure...if they're kisses
33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
my dad...and my pet duke
34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
i've seen many...spoken with none...
35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
not really...thats the problem...if i want kids...i'll still be a teacher...but i wont get paid for it. :|
36. What is one thing you've learned about life?
it happens
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
envious...yes...jealous...not anymore
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
i'm not spoken for...and people dont have to worry about losing me...but maybe that should change....if they envy me...well its my computer knowledge :D
39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
no
40. What does your mom call you?
son? Phillip? hey you? if shes talking to other people i'm "her baby"
41. What do your friends call you?
Phil, Pip, hey you, Phillip,
42. What does you hair look like right now?
it looks like hair...in pony tail...sides and back need shaving again...along with beard...eyebrows could probably be plucked...legs are as they have always been...chest hair still non-existant...i dont mention any other type of hair, unless you're a good friend, if even then...if you didnt want to know so much...be more specific
45. What have you eaten today.
uhhh food? i cant remember
46. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
wavy...straight...curly...it does what i tell it to...
48. Who was the last person you drove with and where to?
uuhhhhhhh Punk Nate and Tom...and it was from a bar...to stop at a liquor store...on the way to my house
49. What are you looking forward to?
me becoming president of the united states...730am...getting a different job...joining a band...developing my own game...reading all the books i can...go snowboarding all year...travel to other countries...and so much more
50. How are you today?
apathetic...
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Finish the sentence...
1. I've come to realize that my ex...
have been the one to break things off, that sometimes it hurts more to remain friends, but yea...
2. I am listening to...
Exploited - Sex and Violence
3. I talk...
way too fucking much and dont get paid enough to do it.
4. I love...
music while reading.
5. My best friend..
needs to hang out more.
6. My first real kiss...
was the night of my life, and in retrospect i should not have been under the influence.
7. I lost my virginity...
when i was 18.
8. I hate it when people...
GO FUCKING UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!
9. Love is...
lost, but not forever
10. Marriage is...
a fucking piece of paper. If my significant other wishes to have a wedding and marriage papers...i'll gladly get them...but i wont activley pursue marriage...buty of course...unless i feel they want it
11. Somewhere, someone is...
getting oppressed
12. I'll always...
do my best
13. I have a secret crush on...
myself
14. The last time I cried was...
*shrug*
15. My cell phone...
is actually and mp3 player that answers calls.
16. When I woke up this morning.
i thought, FUCK i need more sleep...hit snooze phil...hit snooze mother fucker...hit snooze...dont get up...its tooooo early...oh hey...someones calling.
17. Before I go to sleep at night...
i systematically go through my dvd's and fall asleep to it
18. Right now I am thinking about...
sex...and violence...and goddamn old school punk rocks...and the color pink...and goddamn i can type fast...although i could type faster...man...i'm stiarting to get into a vicious circle...and i cant stop thinking...so does this go on forevcer...
19. Babies are...
frighteningly spooky...i wants one...maybe two...three is pushing it
20. I get on MySpace...
to see what my friends are up to...cause i work nights... :|
21. Today I.....
still be repeating myself to customers...
.
22. Tonight I will..
probably still be pissed off...listening to punk music...and setting up my netowkr
23. Tomorrow I will...
be doing the same thing
24. I really want...
more pay...and the ability to drink at work without getting fired.
25. The person who is most likely to repost this is...
someone that hasnt done it already.
my dad...currently located in a ceramic jar...my biological father...somewhere...out there...i should prolly call him soon
2. Have you ever keyed someones car?
yes. one of my best friends helped me do it...and i got an ass beating almost a year later for it :D
3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
That feeling sensual at work produces chub...and chub at work = bad
4. What color is your watch?
uhhh fuck watches...i have a cmputer...and if i'm in my car...my car
5. Do you like anyone?
lots of people
6. Are you close to your mom?
i'm a momma's boy...
7. Where does your best friend work?
an electrian outfit place thingy
8. What are you listening to right now?
co-workers...my keyboard...and computer
9. What do you smell like?
clothing? new clothing?
10. What color are your pants?
the ones i'm wearing now? none...i'm wearing shorts.
11. Have you ever done a chinese fire drill?
yea...i want to try a chinese firedrill with MULTIPLE cars again...that shit was fun.
12. Have you kissed anyone today?
no
13. Do you have a chair in your room?
uhhh i have about 60 in this room(work)...2 in my living room...
14. What time of day were you born?
sometime before noon...and sometime after 1130
15. Are you mad?
insanity doesnt run in my side of the family :)
16. What's your favorite number?
13
17. Do you know someone named Lori?
yesh...only one...i believe
18. What color is your mom's hair?
uhhh dishwater blonde? with gray? maybe?
19. Do you have a dog?
no
20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
i still sing songs now...although, the ones i sing now...are made up lyrics to existing songs...but only for songs i like :D
22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
i have no siblings.
23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
many times...
24. Do you play an instrument?
i'm learning 4
25. Do you like fire?
yesh
26. Are you allergic to anything?
lactose, thc/marijuana, and people
27. When was the last time you cried?
*shrug*
29. Have you ever been to a spa?
i think so? maybe? well...actually USED a spa...i dont think so...been to one...yes
30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
i didnt even take all four years of highschool
31. Do you like butterflies?
sure...if they're kisses
33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
my dad...and my pet duke
34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
i've seen many...spoken with none...
35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
not really...thats the problem...if i want kids...i'll still be a teacher...but i wont get paid for it. :|
36. What is one thing you've learned about life?
it happens
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
envious...yes...jealous...not anymore
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
i'm not spoken for...and people dont have to worry about losing me...but maybe that should change....if they envy me...well its my computer knowledge :D
39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
no
40. What does your mom call you?
son? Phillip? hey you? if shes talking to other people i'm "her baby"
41. What do your friends call you?
Phil, Pip, hey you, Phillip,
42. What does you hair look like right now?
it looks like hair...in pony tail...sides and back need shaving again...along with beard...eyebrows could probably be plucked...legs are as they have always been...chest hair still non-existant...i dont mention any other type of hair, unless you're a good friend, if even then...if you didnt want to know so much...be more specific
45. What have you eaten today.
uhhh food? i cant remember
46. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
wavy...straight...curly...it does what i tell it to...
48. Who was the last person you drove with and where to?
uuhhhhhhh Punk Nate and Tom...and it was from a bar...to stop at a liquor store...on the way to my house
49. What are you looking forward to?
me becoming president of the united states...730am...getting a different job...joining a band...developing my own game...reading all the books i can...go snowboarding all year...travel to other countries...and so much more
50. How are you today?
apathetic...
___________________________________________________________________
Finish the sentence...
1. I've come to realize that my ex...
have been the one to break things off, that sometimes it hurts more to remain friends, but yea...
2. I am listening to...
Exploited - Sex and Violence
3. I talk...
way too fucking much and dont get paid enough to do it.
4. I love...
music while reading.
5. My best friend..
needs to hang out more.
6. My first real kiss...
was the night of my life, and in retrospect i should not have been under the influence.
7. I lost my virginity...
when i was 18.
8. I hate it when people...
GO FUCKING UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!
9. Love is...
lost, but not forever
10. Marriage is...
a fucking piece of paper. If my significant other wishes to have a wedding and marriage papers...i'll gladly get them...but i wont activley pursue marriage...buty of course...unless i feel they want it
11. Somewhere, someone is...
getting oppressed
12. I'll always...
do my best
13. I have a secret crush on...
myself
14. The last time I cried was...
*shrug*
15. My cell phone...
is actually and mp3 player that answers calls.
16. When I woke up this morning.
i thought, FUCK i need more sleep...hit snooze phil...hit snooze mother fucker...hit snooze...dont get up...its tooooo early...oh hey...someones calling.
17. Before I go to sleep at night...
i systematically go through my dvd's and fall asleep to it
18. Right now I am thinking about...
sex...and violence...and goddamn old school punk rocks...and the color pink...and goddamn i can type fast...although i could type faster...man...i'm stiarting to get into a vicious circle...and i cant stop thinking...so does this go on forevcer...
19. Babies are...
frighteningly spooky...i wants one...maybe two...three is pushing it
20. I get on MySpace...
to see what my friends are up to...cause i work nights... :|
21. Today I.....
still be repeating myself to customers...
.
22. Tonight I will..
probably still be pissed off...listening to punk music...and setting up my netowkr
23. Tomorrow I will...
be doing the same thing
24. I really want...
more pay...and the ability to drink at work without getting fired.
25. The person who is most likely to repost this is...
someone that hasnt done it already.