For lovesguinness

[thinbluegee]

I need to ask you something, and I need you to not be a shit about it.

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[lovesguinness]

I'm offended. When am I ever a shit?

[lovesguinness]

I didn't say you wanted to, I just meant that I take my time deciding where I stand with people these days. I've always been honest, I just usually don't need to be. People deduce their own impressions of me and do the work for me. Not that I give a flying fuck what a lot of people think of me.

What someone did you think I'd want to?

[thinbluegee]

In defence of some of us who might have made judgements, even coppers can get clouded by personal feelings. As much as we try and fight it, they'll slip out. You give a fuck about what some people think?

Someone with bigger tits and not me?

[lovesguinness]

Knowing how to use those feelings positively without detrimenting your skills is what makes a good copper, though. Of course I do. I'm human too, not a frog.

What have tits got to do with it?

[thinbluegee]

I guess I'm still learning. And here I was thinking you were a frog.

I never claimed to be logical.

[lovesguinness]

So, because I like sex, and not ashamed of the fact, I can't have feelings?

[thinbluegee]

Of course you can. Just didn't think you'd have them for me.

[lovesguinness]

At all? Wow, you really have hung, drawn and quartered my personality in your mind, aye.

[thinbluegee]

No, just my chances. Your personality is... You got under my skin. There's nothing wrong with your personality.

[lovesguinness]

I don't change for anyone, people take me as I come, like. If they don't like it, they can fuck off. Is there a reason you've built me into the Prick of the Century in your head? Is this because I wasn't in New York? I thought we were mates, got along well when I was here over Christmas and all.

[thinbluegee]

We were. Are. It's not about New York. It's... I know you've dated, and I know you're not a stranger to it, and I know you're open about liking sex. I suppose I'm just wondering what kind of woman does make you stop and want to date them, and if I'd ever be her. Only I keep thinking there's no way it'd be me, so why should I bother.

[lovesguinness]

Maybe you shouldn't bother if it's causing you so much grief.

[thinbluegee]

Well, you said yes, didn't you? I'm not backing out. I'm determined to bother. I can be a shit, too.

[lovesguinness]

You should know, lassies with shite self-esteem and no fight in them are a big turn off for me. I really didn't peg you for the sort. Maybe I was wrong. You misjudged my personality, maybe I misjudged yours.

[thinbluegee]

Oh, don't you even. I have self-esteem and fight just fine, thanks. I can't help it if I'm wondering if you would fucking have dinner with me while you're being a man whore. It's not as if I'm trying to make you stop, just trying to see if I can fit in.

[lovesguinness]

I said yes, didn't I?

Oh, so we're back to the man whore thing.