For lovesguinness

Mar 29, 2010 18:28

I need to ask you something, and I need you to not be a shit about it.

[who] lovesguinness, [who] thinbluegee

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lovesguinness March 29 2010, 08:08:17 UTC
I'm offended. When am I ever a shit?

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thinbluegee March 29 2010, 20:10:32 UTC
Yes, and thank you.

And no, not really. But you love sex, and enjoy it, and you should... Because you're good at it. I just... I don't know what I'm supposed to expect if we do dinner. I want to take you as you are, and not get fucked. We just need to try dinner. I think I'm just getting ahead of myself, and catching Stuart's overthinking.

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lovesguinness March 30 2010, 07:37:17 UTC
It's your fault you're mental, nay mine. If you had asked sooner, you wouldn't be thinking stupid shit.

Do you have to expect anything? You I know I live in the moment. I'm not the shopping for an engagement ring after the first date sort. Dinner is eating with company. You can manage that without your brain imploding, can't you?

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thinbluegee March 30 2010, 07:50:13 UTC
Thank you, yes, I know. Would you have said yes earlier? How early?

No, that's what I'm trying to say! But not very well. Fuck, I fail at this shit. I don't want an engagement ring, I don't want anything. A yes to dinner was enough. I'll sort out the rest. You don't even need to pick me up, or choose a restaurant, or anything.

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lovesguinness March 30 2010, 07:58:19 UTC
Does it matter? You never asked earlier, it's irrelevant.

You trying to call me a girl? If we're going on a date, we're doing it right. I'm not going to have you come back at me later accusing me of a shit date because I'm was perving on waitresses with big tits or something.

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thinbluegee March 30 2010, 08:10:19 UTC
No, I guess it doesn't.

How does you arranging the date mean I won't accuse you of all that? Not that I'm planning on it.

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lovesguinness March 30 2010, 08:38:20 UTC
Likely won't get beyond a second date if you do.

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thinbluegee March 30 2010, 08:55:48 UTC
I won't.

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lovesguinness March 30 2010, 09:23:58 UTC
Not sure how much I believe you right now. Wouldn't you just be better pursuing a bloke that doesn't give you all these hang ups?

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thinbluegee March 30 2010, 09:27:03 UTC
I don't know how to make you believe me. I don't want anyone else. I got rejected for brother-set-ups by Stuart because he knows I'm a lost cause when it comes to you.

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lovesguinness March 30 2010, 09:29:41 UTC
Brother set-ups?

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thinbluegee March 30 2010, 09:31:58 UTC
His brother, Braden, the... um, second youngest, is apparently experiencing a drought because he's got a low sperm count, and all women want kids. They don't even shag him, just turn him down. Poor bloke tells people pretty much right off the bat, and he either freaks them out, or they tell him to fuck off. He needs a lay, and Stu had me in mind, but I'm now too damaged.

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lovesguinness March 30 2010, 09:46:08 UTC
Poor bloke. Gotta suck not having the option if it's important to you. You could've fucked him, you know.

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thinbluegee March 30 2010, 09:48:38 UTC
I know, but Stuart decided I didn't meet his standards. He doesn't want his brother hurt.

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lovesguinness March 30 2010, 09:59:06 UTC
Fair enough, you have been a bid of a crazy woman lately.

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thinbluegee March 30 2010, 10:00:08 UTC
Sure you really want to take me out in public?

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