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May 30, 2006 16:08

I have yet to understand why the most common phrase in unimaginative-creak-writerdom is "tongues battling for dominance." All I know is it cracks me up no end ( Read more... )

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mimarie May 31 2006, 00:19:30 UTC

I think my personal favourite is 'he (and it's generally he not she) plundered her mouth' - It sounds like he's going to steal her fillings. (Possibly as spoils of war after the tongues have finished battling?)

randombattlecry May 31 2006, 21:23:23 UTC

Ah yes the plundering.

Tongues with eye-patches and parrots on their shoulders.

kitaloon May 31 2006, 02:10:02 UTC

So, this is what I'm missing due to my lack of British up-to-date-ness? Tongues meeting at dawn on a field of honor? My, oh my.

adison May 31 2006, 02:21:29 UTC

"TO THE PAIN!"

...that's all.

sinjah May 31 2006, 09:34:59 UTC

Doctor's Tongue: *slaps Rose's Tongue with a glove* I challenge you to a duel!
I love the glove thing, I always say that.

'he (and it's generally he not she) plundered her mouth' - It sounds like he's going to steal her fillings.
Three minutes later and I'm still laughing.

And since my brain is mush due to finals, I can't think of a common phrase that cracks me up. I will return with one later.