I swore off garbanzo beans, but then I falafel the wagon.

1. I need to go icon searching. What I really want is MST3k gifs. Hmm.

2. NINJA MASTER THEME SONG.

3. I'm so woefully behind times it would be funny if it weren't so, y'know, woeful. Why do I always come into fandoms five billion years too late? Why can't I concentrate on anything? Why do I exist? Why don't we have cake?

4. NINJA MASTER THEME SONG.

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I was putting the dishes away and kind of humming to myself. Suspicious Minds, that old Elvis song. We're caught in a trap, I can't walk out, because I love you too much baby. And then I thought, wouldn't it be funny if he was singing about suspicious mimes?

We can't go on together ( Read more... )

Season two finale and Pirates 2 both slap-bang in the middle of pioneer school.

Isn't there some sort of limit to how much excitement a girl can take?

There’s this store in town. I think they started out as the recycling place. Gradually over the last few months they’ve accumulated alternate purposes, such as a knitting supply store, gifts for people you have no idea what to buy for, and pets. Then they started in on the handmade signs, which occupy the middle of their driveway. Parrots. Used ( Read more... )

Today I gave one of my main characters AIDS.

Well, that sounded wrong, didn't it.

I also made her pregnant.

I'm just wronging it up over here, aren't I?

In other news, in order to get to the office where this computer is, I now have to cross the roof. Hey-ho, the continuing saga of the falling-down house.

I have yet to understand why the most common phrase in unimaginative-creak-writerdom is "tongues battling for dominance." All I know is it cracks me up no end ( Read more... )

You're officially weird when the sexiest thing you can think of at any given moment is David Tennant licking a door.

Tennant: *lick*

Door: *thud*

("Jack tries to console Rose, but the Doctor feels stiffled." What a fanTAStic typo.)

Here's something interesting. The Elizabethan-style costume that Tom Cruise wore in Interview With a Vampire was originally made for Rowan Atkinson in BlackadderNow, does this say something bad about Tom Cruise, or something intriguing about Rowan Atkinson? Or neither, perhaps ( Read more... )

I am unhealthily addicted to Doctor Who romance fanfic.

I also feel rather ill, and extremely mopey.

...still trying to figure out if these are all connected somehow...