HEY GUYS

[randombattlecry]

I swore off garbanzo beans, but then I falafel the wagon.

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[randombattlecry]

SHE SHOOTS SHE SCORES!

[randombattlecry]

The Twilight Zone of really bad puns? I don't know what's going on in my head. Ten minutes after this one, I made a wine joke to my mom. It's difficult to explain, but let's just say it involved Zinfandel.

[tasteandtrash]

are you secretly a father? because this is A ZINGER of a dad joke. I'm kind've proud.

[randombattlecry]

Yeah, I think my dad about passed out from pride. He makes these kinds of jokes all the time, and I always make fun of him. So I guess the fact that he passed those pun-genes on to me is like payback. Payforward, maybe.

[withered_shadow]

As a lover of bad puns, you just made my day.