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Takne from Celebritywit.com
Paul McCartney on phone to [ex-]wife: I just can't wait until I never have to see your face again!
Heather Mills: You'll never get rid of me!

Taken from Overheard in New York

Little boy: Mom, how did the dinosaurs cook their meat?
Mother: They didn't, they ate it raw.
Little boy: Oh. [Long pause.] Are Japanese people dinosaurs?

Stupid People
"Where do these stupid people come from? Well, they come from American schools. But while they're attending these schools, they're never identified as stupid. That comes later, when they grow up. When they're kids, you can't call them stupid. Which may be contributing to the problem."

Let me tell you, having it be a month since I had Dunkin Donuts coffee is making me a tad jittery! Gah!

Mainly because I want to be amused more, heres my test again!

( All 'bout Kate! )

Is it time to go home yet?
Is it time to time to go to Michael's?
Is it time to buy more yarn?
Can I buy new knitting needles now?
When am I going to Parthmark? Wanna go NOW!
Is it time to FINALLY figure out casting on?
Can I have Pasta ala Michelle now?
Nap time? Could go for a nap!
Can I stop feeling bloated now?

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"You know what you never hear about? A bunch of Jews being hit by a tornado."
- George Carlin

( All 'bout Kate! )

I totally, 100% feel better today. I suspect that waking up next to mah peoples and then getting snuggled helped my mood. However someone who wasn't myself or 
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