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SEASON EIGHT
Episode 8x01: Kiss The Girl
Episode 8x02: Musical Chairs: Quick Recap
Episode 8x03: They Don't Know About Us
Episode 8x04: Undercover Lover
Episode 8x05: Love Unrequited
Episode 8x06: Stand Together -
Part I |
Part II Episode 8x07: If It Makes You Happy
Episode 8x08: The Hit List
Episode 8x09: The One With The Top Five Fantasies
Episode 8x10: My Girlfriend, The Hero-
Part I Episode 8x10: My Girlfriend, The Hero-
Part I |
Part IIEpisode 8x11: No Fear -
Part I Previously on LHDP:
Pepa and Silvia were goggly eyed the night before their wedding, and agreed to spend the night apart, but Pepa got annoyed when Silvia's doctor's instincts got the better of her and she proceeded to start an autopsy of two dead bodies found in her dad's car in her wedding dress. Meanwhile, DL advised Curtis to leave with Blackman to protect Francesca, the Italian witness and mobster moll, and discovered he had good reason when the Italian mafia attacked the original motorcade.
And that's not all the Italian Mafia has planned - they're also planning to hit Pepa & Silvia's wedding.
EPISODE 8x10: 8x11: No Fear , Part II
CEMETARY - Blackman leads Curtis and Francesca quickly through the cemetery, as the place is no longer secure. He realizes they're no longer alone and asks Curtis for his gun. Curtis won't give it to him, and Blackman points out that he's not exactly a good enough shot to hit two men in two different places at the same time. Curtis realizes they're surrounded. Blackman grabs hold of the gun and tells Curtis to protect her from behind.
IN THE LAB - Silvia is still working on her reports. The phone rings. She picks up.
SILVIA: Yes?
PEPA: (on phone) Darling, are you on your way? Don't make me wait more than the usual five minutes, okay?
SILVIA: Yes… I'm.. I'm just leaving, Pepa! Wait for me there?
PEPA: I don't want to wait for you.
She opens the door.
PEPA: I can just see you here.
Silvia freaks out, whirling.
SILVIA: Turn around, Pepa, fuck! Dammit, we're in our wedding clothes!
Back turned, Pepa backs ups.
PEPA: May I ask what the fuck you're doing here, Silvia?
SILVIA: Pepa, these bodies appeared in my dad's trunk!
PEPA: Mother Fucker! What do I care where the hell they came from? What do you want to do now? Exchange the church for the morgue?
SILVIA: Pepa, you're blowing things out of proportion. We've got a whole hour!
PEPA: Me?! I'm blowing things out of proportion?! Look, someone told me yesterday that they wanted to do things right. Is this what you meant? Opening up two dead bodies in your wedding dress the day of our wedding?! Is that doing things right to you, Silvia, fuck!
SILVIA: Well, I don't know, you tell me, if you're such an expert on doing things right!
Pepa sucks in her breath and tries not to lose her temper.
SARA'S APARTMENT - Aitor walks in to see Sara getting ready for the wedding. He hugs her fiercely and starts to cry. They kiss. Whatever. He gives her the DVD to give to Pepa and Silvia and tells her he's not going to the wedding.
IN THE LAB - Pepa's calmed down a little.
PEPA: I've always heard, Silvia, that the day of her wedding, the bride has something new, something old and something blue. But I've never heard of two bodies in a trunk. One thing: the rule of the wedding says that it's bad luck to see the bride in her wedding dress before the wedding, right? But does it say anything about kissing her?
Silvia smiles.
SILVIA: No. They say you can't touch the night before, but with the dress, the only rule is not see it.
PEPA: Well in that case, close your eyes, Redhead.
She does. They turn around and carefully feel for each other, 'seeing' each other with their fingertips.
PEPA: I can tell you're beautiful, Future Mrs. Miranda.
SILVIA: I can tell you're beautiful, Future Mrs. Castro.
They kiss, and embrace. DL comes in.
DL: Leave it, let's go!
He blinks at the scene.
DL: What, you can't wait just a moment?!
They smile and Pepa pulls back, kissing her hand and heading for the door.
PEPA: Five minutes, Silvia! Don't be any later.
SILVIA: Okay.
DL closes the door after her.
DL: Let's go, Silvia! They're waiting for us!
She eyes the bodies.
SILVIA: Five minutes.
SARA'S APARTMENT - Aitor starts to pull his stuff out of the closet (really?! He was REALLY living there? What a tool), telling Sara that he's done with this farce and it's over. She begs him to stay (whatever), because it's only been 8 days out of their last 11. Aitor says he can't sit around for this to blow up in his face. Sara says this place is his (whatever). Aitor says if they go together, something bad will happen - she knows it, she's dreamt it. Sara doesn't care (of course), and that at her last wedding (you know, WITH HER HUSBAND), she got shot, and nothing worse could happen after that. It'll be okay if they're together. Aitor says there is no turning back. Sara promises to go with him.
And then TWO MAFIOSOS kill some park cops who were there protecting the wedding.
THE CEMETARY - The two 'Italian Agents' come up on either side of Blackman but he stays calm and points the gun at both.
IN THE LAB - Silvia is still working.
DL: Honey, they're waiting for us! Let's go!
But Silvia is on to something.
SILVIA: Dad, they were already in the trunk when they stole the car. The blood is really congealed. It was four or five hours since they had gotten hit. What if the thieves opened the trunk, saw the dead bodies and ran?
DL: Silvia… please. Can't you at least for one hour stop being a forensics scientist? To get married?
Silvia sighs, and finally smiles.
DL: Yes? Please? Silvita? Please?
He offers her his arm and they leave.
DL: Ladies' first. [at the door] One moment please.
He shuts the door. Silvia's cellphone begins to ring.
SILVIA'S PHONE: Hello, this is Dr. Silvia Castro's voicemail. Please leave a message.
AGENT: Inspector Castro. The DNA identification of the samples you gave us have a positive match. The bodies are Fabio Cosacurta and Piero Delaroma, agents of the Italian Republic. I'm sending you the complete report.
The CEMETARY - The bad guys demand Blackman hand over Francesca. Blackman refuses, and says if they shoot him he'll shoot back. They shoot him. But he's bad ass and invincible, so he shoots back and kills them both.
THE GARAGE - Povedilla cleans out the trunk as Salgado gets to her car. Paco jumps in with her and asks her why she's doing this to him, telling him she loves him, his best friend's 'wife', and then just up and leaving him. She apologizes, but is sincere in how she feels.
Paco kisses her gently, and asks her to be his date to his sister's wedding. She smiles and nods, but Mariano is there, shocked, to witness his best friend and his 'ex' wife making out.
Lucas calls, interrupting, and as Paco gives him instructions for the wedding, Povedilla comes up to Mariano to tell him he found teeth in the trunk.
AT THE WEDDING - The lead henchmen watches a car headed for the wedding and goes to talk to El Gordo. El Gordo complains about the cheese. Lead Henchmen thinks they should go back to Italy because things are getting WAY complicated.
El Gordo won't hear of it. He says the reason why the Italian Mafia is so successful is because when they're hit, they hit back 100 times harder, and they know how to rule by fear.
EL GORDO: I'm going to hit those who have hit us, and no one will survive.
Paco stands with Pepa at the altar. He kisses her hand.
EL GORDO: We'll kill them all.
Paco smiles at Salgado. Mariano glares at the scene in disbelief and then glares at Aitor. Aitor responds by grabbing hold of Sara's hand. Mariano motions for Paco to see it. Paco is disturbed.
Montoya lovingly tangles fingers with Rita. Povedilla watches, torn.
As El Gordo loads a clip into his blinged out gun, the group watches enraptured as Silvia appears on the doorstep with her father, ready to walk down the aisle.
Pepa watches.
PEPA: [VO] They say to fall in love is an action of reflex, like being afraid.
Silvia goes down the aisle to her. Pepa smiles, so happy.
PEPA: [VO] I was a child without fear. Ghosts didn’t scare me, and neither did monsters or the dark. I could look under the bed completely sure that there were no skeletons or vampires. I could stand up to a girl five years older than me, secure that they couldn't steal my lunch. And it's always been like that, until now, knowing I could grab hold of a Magnum and run into an alley in the middle of a crossfire, because it's not that that makes me afraid.
PEPA: [VO] What really makes me afraid is to commit to something that I can't change tomorrow. To kiss on the same couch for the rest of my life. Sharing a mortgage. In a joint tax declaration or in a…. 'we have to talk this afternoon'. Or choosing a school or a place to retire.
Silvia arrives to Pepa. DL kisses Pepa as Silvia kisses Paco. Silvia and Pepa face each other. Pepa mouths to Silvia that she's beautiful.
PEPA: And suddenly, all that terror, becomes the adrenaline rush of a roller coaster speeding down an incline. And that's real joy.
MEANWHILE - the bad guys begin their strategic planning.
AT THE CEREMONY - Pepa and Silvia stand before the OFFICIANT:
OFFICIANT: We are gathered here to for the purpose of uniting in holy matrimony Maria Jose Miranda Ramos, and Dona Silvia Castro Leon.
THE BAD GUYS start spreading out with their weapons.
OFFICIANT: And now we're going to begin with the vows in front of myself and the witnesses.
THE BAD GUYS begin to cut wires, cutting off reception.
The officiant presents the rings. Silvia smiles excitedly as she prepares to put the ring on Pepa's fingers.
OFFICIANT: Maria Jose Miranda Ramos, do you consent to enter into matrimony with the lady Silvia Castro Leon?
PEPA: Yes. I consent.
The bad guys beat some park police and take their uniforms. They fan out over the premiter, surrounding the unknowing group.
OFFICIANT: Silvia Castro Leon, do you consent to enter into matrimony with the lady Maria Jose Miranda Ramos?
SILVIA: Yes, I consent.
El Gordo happily watches his cellphone reception die.
OFFICIANT: Having witnessed your consent, and with the power invested in me…
The men fan out.
EL GORDO: Let's begin!
OFFICIANT: - I now pronounce you united in matrimony,
Silvia and Pepa smile, thrilled, and kiss as married women. The group erupts in cheers.
A car is headed into the area. The imposter alerts El Gordo.
BAD GUY: A car is heading for the wedding, I repeat - a car is heading for the wedding!
EL GORDO: Relax! Identify him.
The car stops, the bad guy does what he's told.
BAD GUY: Your identification, please.
The guy in the car hands it to him, as the celebration goes on. The bad guy phones it in.
BAD GUY: Attention, it's Lucas Fernandez, from the CNI. He's with the CIA.
EL GORDO: Good. Let him in. The more the merrier.
BAD GUY: Okay.
He hands the badge to Lucas and lets him go.
The Title Card Reads: TO BE CONTINUED…
End EPISODE
NEXT:Episode 8x12
When the mob attacks, the hombres are stranded with almost no ammunition