And when you're hooked....
You're hooked.
I've got a lot of work today, and that has not stopped me from watching one scene from Los Hombres De Paco on loop. Hot lesbians in a bar doing a Paso Doble-Flamenco like thingie.
It's better than porn. Bonus points for Sylvia glaring daggers at every woman in the place, thanks to her embracing the third stage of the 'Help! I'm a straight girl in love with my sister's husband's lesbian bad-seed sister!' program. Don't worry, I hunted out the subtitled version for the Spanish impaired.
The First Stage: Attraction:
meeting up and reconnecting with the girl who gave you your first kiss when you were 18 and caused a family crisis in the process.
The Second Stage: Denial:
Realizing that your old friend is sex on legs and reaffirming that you're straight to said girl in hopes that she won't eat you alive.
The Third Stage: Jealousy:
featured below and part 1 for your pleasure: realizing that you may be 'straight', but you want to kill any woman that comes within ten feet of your friend, with the added woo-hooing of a hot stripper, an awesomely butch Pepa, and that awesome lesbian Paso-ing.
The Fourth Stage: Flirtation
In Sylvia's words: you follow her around just to see her, you pretend not to know how to dance even if you've been dancing for three years, just so you can have her touch you.
The Fifth Stage: Panic
You don't show up to the first date because you freak out, and your sister telling you that you're in love with Pepa doesn't help.
The Six Stage: Acceptance:
Giving up and macking on your girl in the bathroom.
And just because, my other favorite scene - in which they're together but Sylvia still has doubts:
Translation over here.
Okay... maybe that was a little obsessive. *Whistles and goes back to work*
I've got a lot of work today, and that has not stopped me from watching one scene from Los Hombres De Paco on loop. Hot lesbians in a bar doing a Paso Doble-Flamenco like thingie.
It's better than porn. Bonus points for Sylvia glaring daggers at every woman in the place, thanks to her embracing the third stage of the 'Help! I'm a straight girl in love with my sister's husband's lesbian bad-seed sister!' program. Don't worry, I hunted out the subtitled version for the Spanish impaired.
The First Stage: Attraction:
meeting up and reconnecting with the girl who gave you your first kiss when you were 18 and caused a family crisis in the process.
The Second Stage: Denial:
Realizing that your old friend is sex on legs and reaffirming that you're straight to said girl in hopes that she won't eat you alive.
The Third Stage: Jealousy:
featured below and part 1 for your pleasure: realizing that you may be 'straight', but you want to kill any woman that comes within ten feet of your friend, with the added woo-hooing of a hot stripper, an awesomely butch Pepa, and that awesome lesbian Paso-ing.
Click to viewThe Fourth Stage: Flirtation
In Sylvia's words: you follow her around just to see her, you pretend not to know how to dance even if you've been dancing for three years, just so you can have her touch you.
The Fifth Stage: Panic
You don't show up to the first date because you freak out, and your sister telling you that you're in love with Pepa doesn't help.
The Six Stage: Acceptance:
Giving up and macking on your girl in the bathroom.
And just because, my other favorite scene - in which they're together but Sylvia still has doubts:
Translation over here.
Okay... maybe that was a little obsessive. *Whistles and goes back to work*