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ran_mouri82

Meme Blatantly Stolen from candy__chan

Jun 06, 2007 21:26

Name any character I know and I'll tell you three reasons why s/he sucks.

Series I Know Best: Detective Conan, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Le Portrait de Petite Cosette, Ghost in the Shell: SAC, SuperGALS (up to ep. 26), Sailor Moon (anime)

Series I Sorta Know: Shakugan no Shana ( Read more... )

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inquisitorial June 7 2007, 02:16:15 UTC

Just because I am evil, RENGE!!!

ran_mouri82 June 9 2007, 04:58:03 UTC

Why does Renge suck? Because:

1) A crazed otaku like her should not be so filthy rich. Most of us have to scrimp and save to pay for those dating sims, young lady!

2) She set up an elaborate mechanical device beneath the high school floor. Is that legal?

3) There is more to life than moe!

girlquinn June 7 2007, 06:57:29 UTC

... Hatsuharu of Fruits Basket? (I actually really like him, but I wanna know what you have to say. Manga or anime is fine).

ran_mouri82 June 9 2007, 15:26:51 UTC

Sohma Hatsuharu sucketh because:

1) Most people who have personality shifts less sharp than his are on something. It's called lithium.

2) Dear, sweet Haru, if you know that falling for a Sohma girl (who's clearly walking wounded) will enrage your family head, don't sleep with her! Bad!

3) Behold the fearsome power and menace of . . . the cow!

*glomps Haru in secret*

candy__chan June 9 2007, 18:02:47 UTC

3) Behold the fearsome power and menace of . . . the cow!

*points to icon and MOOS YOU!*

ran_mouri82 June 10 2007, 04:38:46 UTC

If I can say something to Haru's credit, at least he doesn't transform into an animal that people can step on.

candy__chan June 7 2007, 15:49:56 UTC

Ran, of Detective Conan fame >:D

ran_mouri82 June 9 2007, 15:54:46 UTC

Mouri Ran sorta-kinda sucks because: XD

1) She's romantically linked herself to the biggest corpse magnet of all.

2) The giant hair spike of doom. Honey, you could poke someone's eye out--like Shin'ichi's.

3) She keeps withering away on the sidelines. If you're the leading lady, act like it! No one puts Baby in the corner!

candy__chan June 9 2007, 18:03:25 UTC

Someone else wonders about the hair-spike...I think msbbt made an icon about that! How much hairspray does it take to get that to stay in place??

ran_mouri82 June 10 2007, 04:34:18 UTC

How much hairspray? A good pound (dunno how that goes in metric units), but I'll bet that's the best she can control it. Sans spray, it could be an afro puff.

Too bad I thought of this after posting my suck list, but I've also decided to name it the Hair Spike Sharp Enough To Skewer Rabbits.

Still wish we could see a battle of hair between her and the Evil blondie. *innocent smile*

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magic_truth June 8 2007, 09:00:19 UTC

Oooh!! Takagi Wataru.

ran_mouri82 June 9 2007, 16:37:57 UTC

Why does Takagi-keiji suck? Because:

1) All those near-misses with Satou. Are you going to let Megure or the Detective Boys interrupt your wedding night?!

2) Engagement rings are expensive. There are safer places to keep them than in a duffel bag.

3) He's got a--ahem!--vivid imagination. Takagi, please control that so we don't have to picture Satou and Shiratori having babies again. *shudders*

candy__chan June 9 2007, 18:02:09 UTC

You are made of win and awesome.

1) All those near-misses with Satou. Are you going to let Megure or the Detective Boys interrupt your wedding night?!

*points to my icon* HAAAAAAAAAAATE...

ran_mouri82 June 10 2007, 04:28:49 UTC

Hehe, have fuuuuuuuun! *evil cackle*

ran_dezvous July 1 2007, 08:21:30 UTC

Hattori Heiji. . .because no one bashes Shinichi/Conan but me! Hahaha.

ran_mouri82 July 2 2007, 23:24:42 UTC

How come Hattori Heiji sucks? Let me count the ways:

1) Even before Heiji knew who Conan really was, he gave him alcohol. Alcohol. Hope he's toned that down a bit, because I'd worry for his kids.

2) What's with the hat? Bet he doesn't even like the White Sox. His dad probably once met an American guy who gave Heiji the hat and made him think the White Sox were cool. *is shot*

3) He needs to let his Kansai dialect hangups go. Wailing on someone just because they say you talk funny is counterproductive.

Notice that none of these three reasons mention a certain ponytailed girl. That's because it's too damn obvious. ^^*

ran_dezvous July 19 2007, 15:09:33 UTC

Hahaha! Loved your suck list! I can't believe I didn't think that when I saw that episode. And I was so sure you'd say something related to Kazuha. . . .

Now I'm beginning to wonder what you would have written if I stuck with Shinichi/Conan. My reverse psychology didn't work!