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[raisedtolove]

(voice.)

( Arizona sounds cheery. Very cheery, actually, and calm, all things considered.)

Good morning, everyone! There's... no time like the present to get acquainted, I guess. My name is Arizona Robbins, and while I am... certain that all this is just the result of some form of medication that I must have been put on as the result of some sort

Comments

B

[perfectvoice]

[And now here's your resident leek-spinning Vocaloid in a hurry. For what, only she knows.

And you're in her path.]

[raisedtolove]

[ Annnnddd Arizona isn't going to notice until she turns, still struggling with the pack of matches. It's a second of juggling before she can get the cigarette out of her mouth.] Sorry!

[ Stepping out of the way now ahhh. Although she... does give her an odd look. ] Green? Really? [ Brain-to-mouth filter, Arizona. Brain-to-mouth filter. Remember it.]

[perfectvoice]

[She skids to a stop upon hearing her, then turns around. You're making her self-conscious about her hair, Arizona.]

I don't think it's green.

[Then again no one really knows what the color of her hair definitely is.]

[raisedtolove]

[ Way to go, Robbins. She opens her mouth, then closes it again, and then somehow conjures up a smile.]

Whatever it is, it's very pretty. Vibrant! And... memorable.

[ Just going to hope she isn't digging herself in deeper. Sob. ]

B

[gdisnowpatrol]

[Izzie is in a similar state, though sans the cigarettes and plus a fluffy pink nightrobe that she woke up in. The curlers were a nice touch, she thought so herself. What was waking up in freaking Pleasantville without the curlers, right?

She sees a crazy blonde woman passing her by]

Can you tell me where there's something deep fat fried?

Or a phone. Phones work too.

Re: B

[raisedtolove]

[ Green hair, now... curlers and a nightrobe. With cats. Maybe she didn't wake up in the Stepford Wives and it's just San Francisco. San Francisco having a giant prank?

Wait

Wait just a minute ]

Dr. Stevens?

[ 8DDDD THANK GOD

but why would she be hallucinating about her? :|a OH WELL WHO CARES.] It's such a relief to see you, you don't even know. Well-- maybe you do. Hi!

Re: B

[gdisnowpatrol]

[Had Izzie realized there were tiny pink cats on her pink bathrobe she would not have stepped out in the first place. As it was-]

-yes?

[startled Izzie is startled. How does this woman know her? Maybe a patient?]

Re: B

[raisedtolove]

[ Confidence, faltering! But she is going to soldier on, because this is a big shock and it's not like... they worked together for a long time, except kind of they did. Well, a year. And she was at her wedding. And... okay, gripping her arms tight and somehow keeping together a smile.]

Arizona! Robbins. Head of Pediatrics? Seattle Grace... Mercy West?

[ voice kind of going gradually a little higher and more hopeful and questioning? And then offering a hand to shake! ]

[Phone]

[10_year_old_kid]

Ah man, donuts... Nothin' beats a jelly filled donut, huh?

... Except maybe an onigiri.

[Phone]

[raisedtolove]

( Oh, he sounds young. That's better, in a way: Arizona likes kids. )

Right! Exactly. I've always been pretty fond of the frosting and sprinkles variety, or those custard filled ones you can get from Krispy Kreme. I'm not much of an onigiri expert, though.

( a bit of a pause. ) Can you get those here?

[Phone]

[10_year_old_kid]

Donuts or onigiri?

I'm pretty sure there's a few places with donuts, onigiri are a bit harder to come by though. It's all pretty '50s America here.

[Phone]

[raisedtolove]

( A short laugh. ) Either. I'll take whatever I can get.

( OTL ) Oh, yeah. That's... peachy. I bet... there's drive-ins and root beer floats galore.

( ah ha... ha... oh god )

[phone]

[kol_shevik]

Is caused by chemical? But Russia has tried this before and, ah--

. . . You are knowing what it is called?

[phone]

[raisedtolove]

Is-- is what caused by a chemical? I'd like to think that being here is caused by a chemical, but that's just... me.

[phone]

[kol_shevik]

Mm, Russia was thinking is probably extremely strange and extremely long dream! Is being good lesson not to be drinking before the sleeping, though.

Though is funny Russia is always dreaming about such strange children.

[phone]

[raisedtolove]

Russia... you have a friend called Russia? Or-- ( HER MIND IS BOGGLED )
I wasn't drinking! I was not drinking, I was... having the door slammed in my face by my ex and going back to my hotel room. Not drinking. ( ... that was an over-sharing moment, wasn't it? And also defensive. Ugh. )

Well. Russia must have very energetic dreams. Children can get up to all sorts of things.

[Phone]

[weaponsparked]

... This has got to be one fantastic chemical, if it makes an entire town hallucinate.

[Phone]

[raisedtolove]

Well, I was thinking more that... I was just hallucinating and everyone else was a figment of my imagination.

( And a pause. )

I'm sort of egocentric, I know.

[Phone]

[weaponsparked]

Oh yes. Very egocentric. For shame.

[He chuckles a bit.]

But, in actuality, I rather doubt your imagination is capable of dreaming me up.

[Phone]

[raisedtolove]

Yep, that's me. I also have a tendency to be pushy and smoke when I'm stressed.

( a paaaause ) Really? Because my imagination can be pretty wild. I work with children, it kind of comes with the territory.