Ways in which the Universe has made me weep lately:1)To the wanker who stole all my money and used it to pay for taxis and hotels via internet fraud - I wish you would be one of those people end up killed in freak accidents by their beds or the laundry or something
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Good luck to you.
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I hope the damage wasn't huge or irreparable... Keeping fingers crossed for you.
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I'm not asking you for this. I am telling you what I expect of you. And part of that is that I expect to be pleasantly surprised by what you are about to offer me.
*bing!*
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Dear Person,
For all the idiocy you have inflicted on me I would like to charge you a penalty of £250 to compensate me for the feeling of wanting to for different reasons hit both of our heads against the wall.
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