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[rainsinger]

These are some of the things my grandmother said to me when I was growing up:

*The Jews are a stupid and evil people. They are liars and cheats.*

I am a quarter Jew. Therefore perhaps only a quarter stupid and evil and unloveable. But I am still a quarter Jew. Somewhere in me I have bad blood. *I love you and because I love you I sacrificed

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I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew....

[anonymous]

Open CWG at random (don't know if this works with books 1 and 2, but it sure as hell works with book 3)
and read the god lines.

then listen to some music and dance naked round and round (you don't actually HAVE to be naked for this to work...that bit is for my own amusement).

Then kill your grandmother.

Then watch Countdown (hiLARious program-i hate it so much i love it)

This hot little combo works everytime.

NancE*

[rainsinger]

Thank you both! :D