Cupid's Dictionary
Let's take a hypothetical couple, and let's call them, just for the hell of it, N and Z.
And let's place this hypothetical two into some hypothetical situations.
1)They decide to take an invigorating stroll after dinner. To counteract the chill of the air, N opts out of her light jacket and instead wraps herself in a long, black, fringed wool shawl with flowers. Z says:
"Honey, you look like a table". N says nothing but gives him a foul look [although according to Z she says plenty in the next two hours].
Poll Shall I compare thee to a piece of furniture
2)As they wander about and N tries to convey the complexities of the female mind, she brings up things like "needing there to be specialness and effort in a relationship".
In an effort to take on board N's complaint about *needing romance* he says:
"The mooon is pretty. Now kiss me." [Satisfied with having fulfilled mysterious womanly demands Z moves on]*
Poll Romance
* NB, Z claims that people are not romantic when they are preoccupied with digesting 13" of pizza**
**N would like to note that she has not noticed a change even when seeing the man before dinner.
No relationships were harmed in the making of these polls
And let's place this hypothetical two into some hypothetical situations.
1)They decide to take an invigorating stroll after dinner. To counteract the chill of the air, N opts out of her light jacket and instead wraps herself in a long, black, fringed wool shawl with flowers. Z says:
"Honey, you look like a table". N says nothing but gives him a foul look [although according to Z she says plenty in the next two hours].
Poll Shall I compare thee to a piece of furniture
2)As they wander about and N tries to convey the complexities of the female mind, she brings up things like "needing there to be specialness and effort in a relationship".
In an effort to take on board N's complaint about *needing romance* he says:
"The mooon is pretty. Now kiss me." [Satisfied with having fulfilled mysterious womanly demands Z moves on]*
Poll Romance
* NB, Z claims that people are not romantic when they are preoccupied with digesting 13" of pizza**
**N would like to note that she has not noticed a change even when seeing the man before dinner.
No relationships were harmed in the making of these polls