make tea, not love

[rainsinger]

Oh my God.
I have had many and varied experiences of assault upon my person, but I believe the one today tops the lot

For today, my dears, on the bus I got punched in the eye by An OLD LADY. Although technically speaking she punched me in the glasses. I am willing to believe it was an accident, although I feel that on deeper levels a number of

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[casaubon]

Did you criticise her dress-sense or something?

[rainsinger]

no! i didn't say a word! not even about the purple rinse!
i just smiled at her!

[and i'm not ruling out that it could have been an accident]

[casaubon]

It sounds accidental. Cos if she'd meant it, she'd have followed up with a roundhouse kick to the throat.

Old women can do that, they have bionic hips specially implanted.

[rainsinger]

awwww dude, how horrible.
:(
*sympathies*

[vodka_fairy]

I want a poster that says 'It's not rude to hit old people', please

Jolly good story though. I'm sorry about your eye but it gave me something to chuckle over as I nibbled on my sandwich.

[ninetimestodie]

That's insane? What on earth made her do that!? You need to move up north lady.

[trsha]

Gospode Boze draga, nadam se najiskrenije da si dobro.
Strasno je to sta se desava, ovo ti nije prvi put.
I pre su te oni mladici udarili ako se dobro secam.
Ako takvih slucajeva bude vise, Beograd ti je i srcem i dusom otvoren i stoji ti na raspolaganju da se vratis u njega kad god zazelis.
Nadam se da ti je oko dobro i da nemas vece povrede.
Znam da si bila u soku, posto je i mene sinoc jedna zena gurnula na vratima kada smo izlazile iz busa, ali ovaj put sam se okrenula i rekla POLAKO, BRE! Ja-ovako sitna, gde i dete moze da me prebije. Posle sam se opet korenula i odmahivala glavom u znak negodovanja i coktala, a ona me je gledala kao da sam joj najgori neprijatelj na svetu. Znam da je tesko, ali nekad moras odreagovati, makar digni frku (jer sam sigurna da je to jos neko primetio).
Puno te volim i ljubim