Ninja Assassin: A deep, hard-hitting cinematic experience our tiny brains cannot comprehend.

[darkeyedwolf]

Ninja Assassin

Comments

[gashinenai]

I missed your reviews like I'm missing chocolate
a lot, believe me, cuz I'm on diet

*stares at him shirtless and tied*
yup... I should watch this... for the great plot XD

[darkeyedwolf]

I think you should download it and treat yourself to a piece of chocolate. It'll be the best, most self-indulgent part of your day. XD

[hollyxu]

There may actually be a thing as too much slick nekkidness. :O

[darkeyedwolf]

BLASPHEMY.

[hollyxu]

WHY CAN'T IT BE A SUPER-FIT WOMAN TO BE NAKED INSTEAD??

[darkeyedwolf]

WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY NO. CALL NAKAMA YUKIE AND SEE IF SHE'S INTERESTED.

[scanky_chops]

I keep seeing this really cheap at all the superstores here and i keep thinking i should get it seeing as i'm on some random DVD buying fad.

Maybe i will now.

[darkeyedwolf]

Dooooooooo itttttt. You haven't lived until you've seen Rain flaunting his nudity. It's practically a rite of passage for any k-fan.

[scanky_chops]

Lemme see if it's still cheap and i'll get it. It can hang out with my Chocolate DVD lol.

[darkeyedwolf]

Did you ever see Raging Phoenix? It can complete your badass collection!

[miss_magrat]

Ha. This seems like a perfect film to pair up with 300 for a girly movie evening of plot-appreciating.

[darkeyedwolf]

Well, plot is important. You should do whatever it takes to make sure you're getting your daily doses of plot.

[cranberrysheep]

Needs more Colbert.

[darkeyedwolf]

[cranberrysheep]

Thank you.

[quark22]

I love this gif and I love that you have this gif at the ready. I'm sure it's useful all the time.