There is no WTF like Asian movie WTF. This looks like it would beat out Machine Girl, but I think the lesbian zombie swim team movie still wins in exploitative craziness.
This is a fitting first post in almost two months! I've missed you! How could I live without movies like this in my life? It looks... absolutely awful. But in a good way.
*guilty look* I've been neglecting the comm, I know. But I'm fully prepared to get back on the horse and dedicate all my free time to picspamming hardcore ladies and half-naked men.
(Wolf I am so sadface that you didnt see my last comment D: I even replied to you in the same day! But really the important part of it was that I agreed to anime recs. This is a big thing! I haven't sought out any anime since I was sixteen! That was like almost six years ago! Also I feel the need to know. Have you ever watched Samurai Champloo?)
I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE ;_________;darkeyedwolfMay 14 2010, 00:48:53 UTC
Okay, that took longer than ten minutes, but I included youtube links!
Watching it now I can appreciate so much more of the japanese culture, history and humor present in this and of course the satire of various genres (mostly genres popular in japan)
This happens to me ALL THE TIME when I rewatch stuff I haven't seen in years. Like I wonder what the 14 year old weeabo me even thought of some of this cultural stuff that was flying over my head. Actually, I get the same feeling when I watch Disney movies, lol. So many adult jokes and pop culture references I never understood as a child!
oh i was judging you SOOOO hard until you got to the go-go boots and the lasso-ing and then i was like YAY!!!! luckily you get to watch these things so i can just have my YAY!!! moment and move on. *pets*
I was so excited for this movie because someone promised me girls kicking ass. And it delivered. But in the CHEESIEST possible way. :( I want a legit girl kicking ass movie, like Chocolate. ASIA NEEDS TO MAKE MORE DAMMIT!!
(There's totally this j-movie called High Kick Girl that when I saw it, I thought of you. Basically about this girl that is a master high kicker and kicks everyone in the face and the whole movie is basically us waiting to get a panty shot. ~strange~)
Have you seen Raging Phoenix yet? The plot is absurd, but I'm telling you, the Muay Thai is even more badass than Chocolate. Jeeja Yanin has become my certified A+ awesome guarantee.
Basically about this girl that is a master high kicker and kicks everyone in the face and the whole movie is basically us waiting to get a panty shot.
Ahhhhhh, I was like "THAT'S SO COOL" until I got to the panty shot and was like "oh, Asia."
Raging Phoenix has been downloaded and ready to watch for the last 4 months but. . .it's just. . .BREAKDANCING. I mean. . .I have to, like, be in the mood to watch a movie about breakdancing martial arts. With POGO STICKS. And men dressed like women.
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There is no WTF like Asian movie WTF. This looks like it would beat out Machine Girl, but I think the lesbian zombie swim team movie still wins in exploitative craziness.
The big debate: to download or not?
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I think you could dig it, despite the... well... everything. It really can't be worse than lesbian zombie swimmers. And there's Dylan Kuo. ♥ ♥ ♥
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I'll hunt down the movie. It's not like I already have a zillion (exact number!) movies on my laptop already.
*fears and envies your pimping skills*
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http://www.dlaznmovies.com/2010/02/sasori.html
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(Wolf I am so sadface that you didnt see my last comment D: I even replied to you in the same day! But really the important part of it was that I agreed to anime recs. This is a big thing! I haven't sought out any anime since I was sixteen! That was like almost six years ago! Also I feel the need to know. Have you ever watched Samurai Champloo?)
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AND OF COURSE I'VE SEEN SAMURAI CHAMPLOO. ♥ ♥ ♥
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Watching it now I can appreciate so much more of the japanese culture, history and humor present in this and of course the satire of various genres (mostly genres popular in japan)
This happens to me ALL THE TIME when I rewatch stuff I haven't seen in years. Like I wonder what the 14 year old weeabo me even thought of some of this cultural stuff that was flying over my head. Actually, I get the same feeling when I watch Disney movies, lol. So many adult jokes and pop culture references I never understood as a child!
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I was so excited for this movie because someone promised me girls kicking ass. And it delivered. But in the CHEESIEST possible way. :( I want a legit girl kicking ass movie, like Chocolate. ASIA NEEDS TO MAKE MORE DAMMIT!!
(There's totally this j-movie called High Kick Girl that when I saw it, I thought of you. Basically about this girl that is a master high kicker and kicks everyone in the face and the whole movie is basically us waiting to get a panty shot. ~strange~)
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Basically about this girl that is a master high kicker and kicks everyone in the face and the whole movie is basically us waiting to get a panty shot.
Ahhhhhh, I was like "THAT'S SO COOL" until I got to the panty shot and was like "oh, Asia."
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