And to think, every time I swallow after oral sex, I become more righteous!

[rainingtulips]

Oh, god, I'm not sure if I can stop snickering. I just stumbled across a website called "Sex in Christ", which if you ask me sounds much dirtier than it should. The purpose of the site is to put forth The Official Word of God (TM) on various "deviant" sex acts, so good Christians should know what is and is not acceptable in the bedroom. The site

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[velcrofish]

Fisting? WTF.

[captainsjm]

I really enjoyed your summary, but it's clear that the website is a joke. The quotes are ridiculously taken out of context, and if it were put out by a church or anyone with a spec of theology training, than there would be a name attached to it, which there is none. Good spoof, though.

[rainingtulips]

Heh, good point. Serves me right for skimming for the entertaining parts!

[torturedbabycow]

Oh. My. God.

I think I may have broken my face while reading this, or possibly cracked a rib. My cheeks hurt. I'm... I might need to go lie down.

*convulsions of mirth*