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So today I had a sonogram of my netherparts done in place of a real hardcore gynecologist exam (at the gyno's recommendation ( Read more... )

I wish stuff wasn't always beige.

ThirteenSteps111: You can snark a man in two

Announcements: There will be an FCA bondfire at the Hamblen's house this weekend. Be there ( Read more... )

mmemab: I'm already on the second draft of my Christmas wishlist.
snaab93: Not now, I'm having an orgasm!
mmemab: LOL
snaab93: just kidding, what's on it?
mmemab: "MONEY."
mmemab: and it's underlined only once this time.
mmemab: because twice was too many right?
mmemab: right?
snaab93: LOL
snaab93: RIGHT

Pimpsmack911: you're a girl of principle damnit!!

I enjoy large posteriors; I cannot tell a lie.

I must be Gizzorge Washizzington!

So I'm skipping this pep rally right now

I skip with Beth

We get in my vehicle

And I drop Beth off at her house

And I go to CVS... and buy myself some CHAPSTICK.

Dear Female Citizens and Residents of the United States of America ( Read more... )