stories from work

[rainbow_cnxn]

• "Yeah, let me tell you--cat tranquilizers are the best! All you gotta do is pour it into a petri dish, bake it at 400 degrees for 15 minutes, then chop it up and snort it. It's a quick high that lasts exactly one hour and with no side effects!" "...That's nice."
  
• "In order to participate in our study, we're going to have to ask you to stop taking

Comments

[taithe]

Ahahaha.

At least your job isn't completely boring?