not rainy all the time!

[railwaymadness]

int r12s_weekend (void)
{
caffeinated_drunken_phone_calls += 1;

dinner_with_friends += 3;

azaleas += 5;

grass_sq_ft -= 10;

body_aches += 10000000;

hot_baths += 1;

return (colinmac);
}

edited to eliminate compiler

Comments

[topaz720]

That many body aches? That's no good.

You forgot...death by pie.

[railwaymadness]

Heh. They're not super severe body aches. Just enough to let me know I should take it a bit easier on the gardening. And to remind me of some of those more obscure muscles.

Mmmm ... pie.

[topaz720]

Mmmm....*feta*.

[railwaymadness]

And it hasn't even reached that part where I return a value from a function declared void!

Clearly Monday morning is not my ideal code-writing time. And yet, I seem also unable to speak the Englishes. It's probably a sign that I should avoid communication. Will I do this? No.

[coronalrain]

Yay for caffeinated drunken phone calls!

[railwaymadness]

You'd best watch what you say. Otherwise *you* may be the next lucky recipient!

[coronalrain]

hehehe... awesome!