Hay sup guys.

Late Happy New Year. Sad news, I don't have enough sharp sticks to do a Republican-head-on-a-pike-a-day. If you care to donate, send your sharpened implements to me.

Well, fuck. I'm going to be so goddamn old soon.

Hay, did you all hear about those creepers who crashed the state dinner? They near demanded my picture. Can't blame 'em, though.

I never update this thing, but I thought I'd stop by and let you know that Joe Wilson didn't make it through unscathed. I thought you'd all appreciate that.

Twitter is just so much easier to update than this shit, which is why I haven't been posting.

The cabinet is fine, for now, but being constantly on patrol for any other kind of bullshit is tiring. I've got other shit to watch, and Barack's got me fucking babysitting four hundred things at once.

Ugh, all this lead-up to the inauguration is time consuming. Barack's doing more as the president-elect than anyone's done as fucking President, I'm serious.

I've got a lot of staff to chief now. And I see that you all on rahmbamarama are still vehemently obsessed with me. Oy.

I feel old, sigh.

ANY OLD JOKES AND I'LL FUCKING END YOU.

My birthday's coming up pretty soon. I'm going to be 49. Holy shit, I'm almost 50. Ugh, I don't really know what to think about it. Age isn't too important in politics, I guess (unless you're John McCain! Haha ( Read more... )

Barack is so goddamn indecisive. If I had a choice as to who would make up the cabinet, it'd be me. Just me. Fuck the rest of these losers who don't know a fucking thing about government ( Read more... )

My advisers tell me to keep the public informed about this administration, and so I've branched out to Livejournal from my inital Facebook page. Just more screentime for this new thing, huh ( Read more... )