That's mah jam!!! (2Min, JongKey, JongYu; R)

[a_life_defiant]

Title: That's mah jam!!!
Author: a_life_defiant
Rating: R
Pairing: 2Min, JongKey, JongYu
Genre: Crack (on an extreme level)
Warning: if you are easily offended by slang terms this one's not for you.

Summary: Before you start goin HAM on your twerk, you should make sure your window isn't open.

Hood!verse SHINee

Keepin it Gutter

HIGH, we've arrived

Comments

[cream4me]

OMG I FUCKIN DIED!!! This is the funniest shit I have ever read in my LIFE!!! I felt like I was reading about myself and my friends lmao PLEASE PUH-LEEEASSEEE KEEP WRITING HOOD SHINEE!!!

[a_life_defiant]

ahahahahha, really?! Thank you!!!!

don't worry, hood!shinee will have more installments in the future. I love my little thugs and hos too much to let them go XD

♥

[nighttimefalls]

Keylolo, you just salty bootz dot com slash e d u dot gov hyphen net dot h t m l that Taeresha wants to be on my dick instead of getting fish filet wit you.

like i said, MY TEARS OMFG ;-;
WHY IS THIS SO HILARIOUS? ;-;

[a_life_defiant]

kekeke I feel the tears, I'm on a river of them now XD

idek, but I'm glad you find it funny!

Thank you so much!

♥

[itsjustjodie]

"MinHomeboy looked up like he wanted to Chris Brown the shit out of her."- lmaoooo this is just awesome.

“Girl you talk too much, shut up. First of all - ONIFAH- you ain’t out to be side eyein anyone. You been creepin on the low. Don’t make me bring yo dirty panties to the light. Secondly, Keylolo, you just salty bootz dot com slash e d u dot gov hyphen net dot h t m l that Taeresha wants to be on my dick instead of getting fish filet wit you.”- lmaoo reading this soo reminds me of school. lol i laughed so hard i had a nose bleed. lmao XD

[a_life_defiant]

ahahaahah I figured with the 'Birthday Cake (remix)' scandal I might as well take it there XD

*gives you tissues*

lol thanks for reading & commenting bb! *squishes*

♥

It's 5 o'clock in the morning...

[simneesee]

And I laughed so loud, I woke my roommate up!!
This was hilarious!!! I missed this verse so much!!

“In the court of Shut The Fuck Up Before I Bust Yo Ass In The Head Again.” Keylolo threatened as she made a fake lunge for the rapper.--->SLAYED!!!!

Hood!SHINee= Best SHINee tbh

Re: It's 5 o'clock in the morning...

[a_life_defiant]

neesee bb!!! *clings*

ahahhah yes and Honorable Judge Keylolo presiding XD Judge Judy ain't got shit on her!!

lol my apologies to the roommate XD

OMG TT__TT THANK YOU. *blushes* so many feels :DDD

missed you girl!

♥

Re: It's 5 o'clock in the morning...

[simneesee]

Missed you too girlie!!! *glomps*

I haven't had a lot of time for commenting, but when I saw it was YOU, I knew I had to slow down and comment.

I hope your real life is going fantastically well!

Re: It's 5 o'clock in the morning...

[a_life_defiant]

*iz glomped*

OMG ;;^;; you have no idea what that means to me. *cuddles you into oblivion*

RL is actually pretty good :D Hope things are going well for you too bb!!

♥

[jinkibumiminho]

...that Taeresha wants to be on my dick instead of getting fish filet wit you.”

Holy shit. Perfect.

Girl you talk too much, shut up. First of all - ONIFAH- you ain’t out to be side eyein anyone. You been creepin on the low. Don’t make me bring yo dirty panties to the light.

Sneakin around with Jjong. Perfect.

I re-read the first two just to get back in the mood. Good stuff. The world needs more good crack like this!

edit: now I'm picturing some kinda Tiger Woods-lookin girl Taemin twerking her little ass off. Little being the key word. Wait. Naw, Minho's the one who looks like Tiger. I'm so confused. I blame this: http://youtu.be/BHCfn5ApsPc

[a_life_defiant]

ahhahaahaah thank you!!

Yeah, Onifah is a side chick XD

I'm glad you think so! It's nice to know some people appreciate a bit of fun nonsense now and then.

SWEET CHRIST. That video. O_O I have seen that video before. And now I have gladly seen it again. I feel many things when I watch it. *ahem*

oooh it kind of makes me want to do a MinHomeboy/Taeresha interlude on grind dancing. O_O

fuck.

thank you.

but, fuckkkkkkk. O_O my head.

yes I just said 'but' and 'fuck' in the same sentence - it's ok to laugh....or ya know, spray whatever you're drinking out of your nose. XD

♥

[jinkibumiminho]

Thank gawd I was in between sips! But...fuck!
[40 yr old virgin..."...butt. What?"]

[a_life_defiant]

hhahahahahahahahahhahahah XDDDDD