That's mah jam!!! (2Min, JongKey, JongYu; R)

[a_life_defiant]

Title: That's mah jam!!!
Author: a_life_defiant
Rating: R
Pairing: 2Min, JongKey, JongYu
Genre: Crack (on an extreme level)
Warning: if you are easily offended by slang terms this one's not for you.

Summary: Before you start goin HAM on your twerk, you should make sure your window isn't open.

Hood!verse SHINee

Keepin it Gutter

HIGH, we've arrived

Comments

[moovqt07]

OMG, I can't take life anymore! This was so freakin hilarious!!! I cringed at the ghetto-ness ( then I wondered if I was like that....I'm not, LOL)If SHINee were really like this I would die every day of my life from laughing! Can't wait for more installments!

[a_life_defiant]

aahhaahhah Thank you so much!!!

I'm glad you liked it. :D

&& more installments are in the works, so please look out for them ^^

*squishes you*

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[allafloat]

AN: tasteless, crude, grammatical clusterfuck.
*fabulous, badass, perfection

thar i fixed it for ya hommie d^^b

...and that is the extent of my hood!lingo /lame lol srsly though, i ain't gonna lie yo i didn't even understand half of the terms here! idk if thats thats good or bad but that's how hardcore this is getting, dawg, and ya knows whut? I DUN EVEN CURRR COZ I STILL MINDLESSLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF XD thank god I was caffeinated and stress as fuq prior to reading this or else I would've srsly busted my pc tryna find all these in urbandictio or smth. anyhow, less irl!logic and moe hood!lovin for me lmao

btw I couldn't help but creep on dem comments above and can we please have that MinHomeboy/Taeresha grind dancing interlude?

[a_life_defiant]

ahahaah thanks for the edit mayne XD *giggles*

omg lol I'm glad to know I'm still keepin shit real around here. ^^

grind!dance interlude is in the works. I can't guarantee it'll be as long as a normal oneshot, but it'll at least be relatively dirty no matter the length :D

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