Morgan Legacy [1.1]: Welcome to Suburbia
...and last question, what makes you think that you'd be the perfect legacy founder?
Micah: Well, obviously I'm hot, studly, and have amazing fashion sense.
....Uhhh....
Micah: And I have a huuuuuuuuge penis!
REJECTED!!
Micah: I'm talkin' ham hock over here! A real kielbasa! Meat tower! Pole-
Micah: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Micah: AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
God, is there anybody here who isn't complete shit? Next!
Please, introduce yourself.
Adelaide: Hi! My name is Adelaide Morgan. I'm an Aries, I love horses, and my dream in life is to have twenty friends!
Twenty friends?
Adelaide: Best friends! :D
Uh... anything else I should know?
Adelaide: Hmmm...well... I come from a very wealthy family, so actually we can just bypass the interview. How does 100,000 dollars sound to you?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! SOLD!!
Adelaide: WOOHOO!!
One bribery later, we're starting our BRAND NEW LEGACY! YEEHAW! :D Our founder is the fantastically clueless wealthy heir, Adelaide by aijux! Speedo manservant not included. Let's take a look at some stats:
ADELAIDE MORGAN
FOUNDER
Popularity/Romance
4/8/6/4/3; Aries
LTW: Have 20 Simultaneous Best Friends
Now...as you may have noticed from the teaser, in addition to being a pixel_trade legacy, it's also a "soap opera" of sorts! I grew up watching soap operas, so what's better than marrying together two of my favorite things? Every week, a new challenge will be rolled - a few have been cribbed from the Mega List of Mini Challenges, but the rest are soap opera scenarios I've created to facilitate drama and pixel_trade member involvement. In addition, I'll be playing under these rules:
1. No resurrection, via magic, perk, Resurrect-o-nomitron, or otherwise. Each dead sim may only be plead for once; after that, I can no longer interact with the grim reaper on their behalf!
2. Heirs will be chosen by poll, as usual. If the chosen heir dies before producing a child, the sim with the second highest amount of votes will become heir.
3. Since the format of a weekly challenge doesn't really pan out in a university, every college generation must undergo a special challenge instead!
Because American soaps are all about picturesque suburbs and towns, Adelaide gets to live in lovely Primrose Grove! Pretty acceptable soapy name, yeah?
And this is the legacy lot for her to start her new life in!
Adelaide: ...Where's all my furniture?
Oh, well, you know... one hundred grand sure goes fast... but don't worry! I'm sure you'll get your furniture. ...Eventually. Probably.
Adelaide: That's okay! I've got the only piece I need! HELLO GORGEOUS
Art appreciation or narcissism? You decide!
Adelaide: HAW HAW HEE HEE HAW I AM SO FUNNY-LOOKING
Oh, girl :(
Awww, it's the very first pixel_trade appearance! (: Allaya Mortenson (slyndsey) is the newspaper girl, because child labor laws probably don't apply to aliens.
After meeting Allaya, Adelaide is just minding her own business, spying on some birds, when I look over and HOLY SHIT THERE IS A ZOMBIE
It's only Romana Haldor (iolesims) but good GOD is she a little frightening.
Romana: DGAF I'M BEAUTIFUL
As you'll soon see, there are a couple of issues with Adelaide as a founder. Problem number one: she's a popularity sim, but she sucks at interacting with other people. Your "STFU BITCH" face is really charming, Ady!
Adelaide: I can't wait to see the world and make a million kertrillion friends!
Romana: There's too many brains in the world and I won't be able to eat them all! :(
Adelaide: Holy shit I'm standing in front of a SERIAL KILLER -350
That's kinda the MO of the undead, Adelaide. :I
Adelaide: I'm gonna bury you six feet deep!! :DDDD
Romana: ASSHOLE, I'M JUST DIFFERENTLY ANIMATED
Yeah, that's probably like the rudest thing you could say to a zombie. I think somebody needs a refresher in zombie rights.
Nothing stops Adelaide in her quest to make friends!
Also visiting is the very polygonal Capercaillie Pterocles by bondchick_nett!
(Does anyone ever ask themselves exactly what a bondchick is? Is it a bird? Or a Bond girl? Does she know Pierce Brosnan? Can she introduce me? So many unanswered questions!)
Problem number two with Adelaide: people hate her FOR NO REASON! Case in point: Caleb Payton (simmericangirl), who doesn't even know Adelaide at all, shows up just to steal her newspaper!
Adelaide: WOW 'SCUSE ME, 'THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Caleb: Oh look, it's that random person whom I feel compelled to rob!
Adelaide: RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE
Caleb: Who's she yelling at?
Hell if I know.
Sure, you may look upset now, but what you're not thinking about is the fact that a random man who comes to steal your possessions for no reason is the perfect legacy spouse. Try and contain your excitement!
Since Adelaide didn't have jackshit to do, I sent her to the Lucky Shack Cards and Drink, made over by saria_deea. I love the makeover, 'cause it's super fun and quirky inside!
OMG SEE I TOLD YOU. Adelaide went up and greeted Solemn (needlecream) and then Tara Cordial (warlock_female) waltzed in going all like, "BITCHBITCHBITCH". YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER TARA, FFS
If there's one thing that will make me feel better though, it's Evan Laroux. I am a huge simplicist stan, and Evan was one of my all-time favorites, next to Ava. I'm expecting big pimpin' from you, Evan!
And then everyone goes to play cards and look handsome. ♥ How good do Harvard Crispen (simfrosting) and Sparrow (kathsy) look? Sparrow's supposed to have white hair, but lately any custom hair on townies has been imploding so I dunno what happened. :(
But is Adelaide off socializing with them? Nope! She's off sneakily snagging drinks. Thankfully I'm used to alcoholism in my legacies!
Adelaide: UGH BORING TALK ABOUT YAWNSVILLE
Okay, fine, what do YOU want to do instead?
Adelaide: I LOVE STUMPS
Stump time, apparently. Lol.
Adelaide: Where's my furniture? Where's my toilet?!
Luckily for you, you're surrounded by nature, the toilet of the earth!
Our next walkby is simchenelin's Ned Hooper, who initially is pleased to meet her...
... but then, uh, this happens.
Adelaide: No worries! Just gotta shake my leg out a lil' bit!
Ned: WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I JUST WITNESS
Adelaide: Oh, but I'm still a little wet, can you help dry me off?
Ned: WHADDAFUCK, NO
Adelaide: FEED ME DAMNIT
UGH FINE YOU'RE SO DEMANDING
So I force her to walk to take her out to Le Magnifique! International Restaurant, redone by missadiasims!
Maître d’: HERE'S THE MOST GLAMOROUS SEAT IN THE HOUSE, IN FRONT OF OUR UNFINISHED WALLS AND NOISY PATRONS
Adelaide: ARMAGAHD I'M SO HUNGRY
So I don't know if it's because Ady smells or they just randomly hate her too or something, but no one ever brings her the food she ordered.
Plan B: pour the fuck out of some tea!
I AM SO GOOD AT PLAYING THIS GAME
Looks like Apple Moose (backerbse) and Galatea Wiggleswade (runningbee) got their food, though. I call founder discrimination! Then I ordered Adelaide to steal one of their plates of food, but she ended up forgetting about it in order to complain about how hungry she was instead. Sigh.
Adelaide: Wow EXCUSE ME can a bitch get some grub around here
Unsavory Charlatan: HUUUAAAARRRRGHHHH UGGHHHH BARF SO UGLY
Do you really need TWO whole thought bubbles for that? Really?
Adelaide: OH YEAH?! WELL FUCK YOU TOO, YA TOP HAT-WEARIN', MONOCLE-SPORTIN' ASSCLOWN
Fighting with people in restaurants is tiring business!
Then it rained on her. LOL.
You know what makes poverty and abject despair better? CUPCAKES!
Adelaide: MMMM, THESE CUPCAKES TASTE LIKE RAIN AND DESPERATION
There was an attempt at a second cupcake, but she didn't quite make it. :(
Okay, passing out in the yard is great for shits and giggles, but you need to get a job, girl.
I GAVE YOU PASTRIES, CAN'T YOU BE GRATEFUL AND DO SOMETHING I ASK
Benvolio (wooden_badger) is the mailman, but I'm not happy to see him right now. With no income, I'd rather save money for cupcakes than blow it on bills.
Adelaide: OH LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT HERE, ~ TWENTY BEST FRIENDS ~
Yeah, good luck with that.
SOAP OPERA LIFE IS SO GLAMOROUS
Example #296 of Everyone Hates Adelaide:
Adelaide: a boo hoo hoo! boo hoo hoo!
Tweety (simsarenotfood): Bitch.
Tweety: But she suuuuuuure is hot!!
THANK YOU FOR HAVING AN ACTUAL DIFFERENT REACTION
In addition to Tweety, the very handsome Hyperion Randolph (quinctia) also shows up!
Hyperion: I HATE YOUR GUTS! AND BTW YOU'RE HOT. I'M SO CONFUSED.
Adelaide: Why doesn't he like me? I have my friend-making face on right now!
Maybe she was raised by wolverines, where beating the shit out of each other is the equivalent of saying "hello".
While Tweety and Hyperion also seem to like bagging on Ady, I wouldn't be adverse to sticking them in the potential spouse pool along with Caleb. Which one do you like more?
Adelaide: Meh, not interested.
LIAR. LIAR!
Tweety: LOL LOOK AT DIS BITCH
Come on, what has she done other than pick fights with you? And pee on herself? And pass out on her lawn?
Nicodemus Underwood-August (stakeit_uk) shows up too, but thankfully he leaves immediately so Adelaide can't implode any friendship they might make.
Woah, maybe she's actually having a breakthrough here?
HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah right.
Hyperion: No. NO. DO NOT TOUCH ME
Oh no, not the HOME FURNISHINGS WAREHOUSE. I AM TERRIFIED.
Thank god she's waterproof.
In the morning, Adelaide decides to have happy fun play time with a skunk. Now, while she's pretty dumb for wanting to pet one, I totally understand because skunks are cute as hell (especially baby skunks)!
Skunk: *POOT*
Adelaide: OH MY GOD, I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS WHATSOEVER
Adelaide: *sadface*
You and me both know whose fault that was.
...She did it again...! :(
At this point in time I was feeling really bad for her, so I went and built her the WALLOTRON 2000! Bare essentials, guaranteed!
Of course, the portrait had to be included. Nobody will forget whose toilet this is!
Adelaide: BOOOOO HISS
She's doing wonders for her self-esteem!
Adelaide: DON'T TAKE MY PAPER, YOU PARROT-ASS SKANK
It's a valid effort, but Ruby (suaper) makes off with it anyway. Maybe it's because Ruby can smell the stench of trust fund baby on her.
LMAO
Speaking of Hyperion, Adelaide went to go argue with him on the phone. Then my game crashed! So I had to play the last half all over again. :( I'll end the update here, and pick up next time with my replay!
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Hopefully you all had fun reading my first PT legacy! :D This was supposed to be done forever ago, but I have ten million different excuses. However, this also means that I'm sitting on about four-to-five updates worth of pictures! I'd like to finish an Almassy spare update before that, but keep your eyes peeled for another Morgan update too! Thanks for reading and I'll see you next time!
Micah: Hey, what about me? Are you gonna forget me? Hello?
Micah: Hello?!