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I need email addresses, and I need them NOW!

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Remember when....
girls had cooties,
when friends always listened to you,
when dreams were unshattered
and worries were few.
when recess was too short
and life was too long.
when decisions came easily
with no need to belong
when storks delivered babies
and passions weren't so strong
when friendships weren't broken,
right was right and wrong was ( Read more... )

I inadvertantly won a Sex and the City Trivia Game in a big pink tin box. I entered a Bacardi Silver contest online and won! (I was hoping to win the grand prize of a soiree thrown at my house, but you get what you get.) Regardless, I don't watch Sex and the City, so I don't want the game. If anyone wants it, tell me and you can have it ( Read more... )

Today I signed up for class at SPC. It was quite an ordeal, but I was expecting it, since that's the way things go for me. I SIGNED UP FOR CLASS!!!  I was so anxious and scared and sick to my stomach, I thought I was going to pass out or throw up on the Admissions Desk. No one ever thought I'd get my rear in gear and everyone thought I was making ( Read more... )

Why is it that when guys are in a group together, they always do what the stupidest one suggests?

1. 1. If you like the girl... ASK HER OUT already!
   
   2. When you hug her, put your arms around her waist and hold her close.
   
   3. When you walk next to her, get as close as you can to her.
   
   4. If she's the only one in your life, TELL HER!
   
   5. Always let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her.
   
   6. Give her presents and cards for no ( Read more... )

And by the way, I'd like to point out that someday everyone's parents will die, and you will all need someone to talk to. Maybe you'd like some attention, too?

Karma is everywhere, and most of you never even think about it.

( Do unto others as you would have others do unto you )