No, no, no. Tell me what you really think of me.

I GOT THE FEVER!

The orange pumpkin scented candle marked "Trick or Treat" just melted into my birth control. I guess I'm going to have to get pregant now!

Any takers?

Also, trick or treat?

Just to clarify: Don't come to my house tonight, I am most certainly not having a New Years party, anyway anyway anyway it would probably be too normal.

i'm allegra, i think. last night i'm taking bath and two boys were there. why, i have no idea. i do know that andrewjustin is so hot; twas great that they fucked in an inch of water-- not shy a-tall. i smoked two cigarettes and put them out on andrewjustin's face. by the way, they lkove me as i wish they were dead ( Read more... )

Why must I suffer an unyielding broken-hearted desire for men in their mid-twenties?

It is only now I can discern what a truly pathetic person I'm becoming.

Party Update Version 2.0

This Sunday, July 9th, Water-ish party at my house starting around 5-6ish...

Call me or Liz, and don't forget to bring balloons or some kind of gift for me because it is my birthday(again).

Oh, it was St. Louis City Museum-tastic.

Tommorow is 2006, but tonight is a party, and as Liz says, it's just not anything without streamers or jello shots.

Everyone has exactly 6 hours to get ready and come to my house for the end of the world(year).

I really hate updating. Ok?

You know that old adage, no one can love you unless you love yourself?

Well, it's not true, because the one who loves you will continue to until it hurts them that you haven't been able to look at yourself in the mirror in months.

So you change you mind,
change your attitude,
you change your clothes,
change your hair,
your routine,
all it comes ( Read more... )

I should stop dreaming zombie dreams, they leave me with a residue of paranoia for days ( Read more... )