[Fourth] - April Fools Event

[radiant_will]

[Kallen is hanging out by the phone.]

Damn, this has been really obnoxious.

[But yeah, she still picks it up the next time it rings.]

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[passes_out]

[Hears his own phone rings and picks up.]

Hello? Crane Residence.

[His voice sounds tired and a little miffed.]

[radiant_will]

Is this Ichabod?

Sorry, I guess the phones are really acting up. But you probably know that.

[passes_out]

Kallen? Yes, yes this is Ichabod.

There's no need to apologize. The phones have been acting up all day. My house has been noisy and no matter how many times I answer it, the ringing never ceases.

[radiant_will]

For you too, huh. I wonder what's causing all this.

[hit_me_haaarder]

Hi.

[radiant_will]

Hi. Can I ask who's calling?

[hit_me_haaarder]

Maka!

MAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKAMAKA!

Wh~OA! I never knew my name was so much fun to say, tehe!

[radiant_will]

Are… you okay?

[againstasystem]

Kouzuki Kallen? This isn't the number I dialed.

[radiant_will]

Xingke? You're here?

[againstasystem]

Hardly. If I were there, there would be issues.

[radiant_will]

Are you saying you'd rather be here? I don't believe that.

[thepenguinpimp]

Hey good lookin', what you got cookin'?

[radiant_will]

Who the hell are you?

[thepenguinpimp]

The King of Downtown. And just maybe, if you play your cards right, I got a job for ya.

[radiant_will]

Should I even ask what kind of job?

[i_conquered_all]

......

You're not West.

[radiant_will]

I'm not East, either.

[i_conquered_all]

Ehh, yeah. Sorry for dialing your number, lady. The buttons keep getting smaller on these stupid things.

[radiant_will]

It's all right. The same thing's happening to a lot of people right now.