[Fourth] - April Fools Event

[radiant_will]

[Kallen is hanging out by the phone.]

Damn, this has been really obnoxious.

[But yeah, she still picks it up the next time it rings.]

Comments

[thepenguinpimp]

Hey good lookin', what you got cookin'?

[radiant_will]

Who the hell are you?

[thepenguinpimp]

The King of Downtown. And just maybe, if you play your cards right, I got a job for ya.

[radiant_will]

Should I even ask what kind of job?

[thepenguinpimp]

Let's just say you'd be in the entertainment business.

[radiant_will]

Well, it's too bad I'm not looking for a job.

[thepenguinpimp]

Not even an evenin' job? Few nights a week, maybe? Make a little extra?

[radiant_will]

If you really want to hire me, you'll have to be more specific than just "the entertainment business."

[thepenguinpimp]

How's professional escort sound to you, then?

[radiant_will]

Sounds shady.

[thepenguinpimp]

Nah, it's strictly on the up and up. Nothing but class all the way.

[radiant_will]

Look, even I wasn't still skeptical, a little extra money doesn't do me a lot of good around here.