Wolf's RainbatwranglerNovember 17 2005, 20:55:11 UTC
So I should probably be happy that On-Demand never got around to making the last few episodes available, forget netflixing them, make up my own ending, and live happily ever after?
>Billie-Jo's vain attempts to put out her flaming mother severely burn her hands. Her father runs out and drinks all night, leaving Billie-Jo and her dying mother to writhe and scream in thirsty, untended agony. Her mother gives birth in excruciating pain to a premature baby. It takes mother and baby several agonizing days to die, all in front of Billie-Jo, who can't help them because her hands are charred.<
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This is the funniest paragraph ever.
This worries me somewhat.
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Lizard messiah! Bwah!
Ahem, sorry.
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