I am a bitch.

Ask a stupid question, and I'm going to give you a smartass answer. I've been on teh InTeRwEbs longer than you've been out of diapers. As in, look up the phrase "Cindy's Torment". I was there when it hit Usenet. (Let's just all be happy that was in the pre-picture era.)

Be happy I didn't tell you to fucking google it yourself.

*yawn*

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She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge ( Read more... )

We put Stimpy to sleep. She was going downhill fast, and I wasn't about to let her suffer.

I miss her.

i wanted a separate LJ to promote my Etsy store, so here it is!!

And now i'm going upstairs because it's late and i'm cold! LOL!

Apologizing in advance for the spam on all of your friends pages. *grin*

It's time for my business' annual Open House this coming Sunday, December 4th, from noon to 4 pm.

If you are in Western New York, I'd love for you to stop by! (I'd love it even more if you bought something ( Read more... )

General notice to all the attention whores, drama queens, and gossip mongers.

i have a feeling that you're all watching my LJ with baited breath, waiting for me to say something about all this crap that has been going on over the past month.

( Well go change your panties, 'cause i am about to speak, and i know you're just going to cream yourselves. )

i took this guinea pig out of its cage because it was being overwhelmed by all these baby guinea pigs that weren't supposed to be there, and i was happily carrying it around for a while, but when it was time to put it back i couldn't find the cage. So i'm wandering around this gigantic pet store and there were lots of cages of other guinea pigs, ( Read more... )