ST:AOS Fic: Talk Dirty to Me

[rabidchild]

Title: Talk Dirty to Me
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: AOS Jim/Spock
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: Dialogue-only fic, humor, pillow talk.
Word Count: 800
Summary: Jim tries to teach Spock some filthy talk while they’re in bed.

A/N: This just sprang into my head this morning, don’t ask me why.

Comments

[elrhiarhodan]

This is made of complete and utter WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I want this on a tee shirt:

“You will repeat my appellation, you muliebrous canine.”

[rabidchild]

:D Perhaps we have a mini industry of old cliches through a Spock filter, like "Do not be overly concerned; rather, it would be preferable to be in high spirits" or "Would someone inform me of the location of the processed bovine flesh?"

[inu_spockya]

snerk!!

how 'bout: "I believe that *was* the content of her previous verbalization."

heh heh heh

[rabidchild]

OMFG - brilliant! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!

ARGH - I wasn't finished, LJ!

ETA: Or "I am accompanying the intellectually deficient individual to my left."

[ivycross]

Brilliant and way too entertaining. I take my hat off to you...

[rabidchild]

Oh my GOD I love that icon! Space husbands!

Thanks! This was also way too entertaining to write, and if the good people over at thesaurus.com ever closely study my logs, they'll be quite shocked with the way i've abused their site...

[coffeethyme4me]

“SAY MY NAME, BITCH!”

YES!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!

[rabidchild]

My favorite punchline of ever!

[adafrog]

Fun, thanks.

[rabidchild]

:D :D

[ladygray99]

Fucking. Brilliant

[rabidchild]

:D :D :D

Thanks!