ST:AOS Fic: Talk Dirty to Me

[rabidchild]

Title: Talk Dirty to Me
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: AOS Jim/Spock
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: Dialogue-only fic, humor, pillow talk.
Word Count: 800
Summary: Jim tries to teach Spock some filthy talk while they’re in bed.

A/N: This just sprang into my head this morning, don’t ask me why.

Comments

[elrhiarhodan]

This is made of complete and utter WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I want this on a tee shirt:

“You will repeat my appellation, you muliebrous canine.”

[rabidchild]

:D Perhaps we have a mini industry of old cliches through a Spock filter, like "Do not be overly concerned; rather, it would be preferable to be in high spirits" or "Would someone inform me of the location of the processed bovine flesh?"

[inu_spockya]

snerk!!

how 'bout: "I believe that *was* the content of her previous verbalization."

heh heh heh

[rabidchild]

OMFG - brilliant! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!

ARGH - I wasn't finished, LJ!

ETA: Or "I am accompanying the intellectually deficient individual to my left."

[inu_spockya]

hot diggitty damn I want that on a T-shirt; hell, any of these'd do. with an appropriate Spock image, natch. snotty and annoying, basically. Heee!!

[rabidchild]

Heh: My friend threw this together (more to come)

[inu_spockya]

wheeeee! holy crap, this is awesome!! *BIG evil smirk*