White Collar Fic: Five Point Six

[rabidchild]

Title: Five Point Six
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Peter, Neal, gen
Spoilers: None
Content Notice: Well, this one seems to be squicking some people, so if you're at all squeamish, look out.
Word Count: 2,100
Summary: Peter’s mom never warned him about driving with scissors.

A/N: For Winterstar dmk0064, who swears this almost happened to her

Comments

[virgo_79]

Oh God. Oh God. OH GOD.

I came for the h/c and ended up massively squicked and disturbed. So, good on you for that. :)

**shivers** Well crafted, madame.

[rabidchild]

Why thank you.

*buffs fingernails on shirt confidently*

[nieseryjna]

Oh goodie the scene with officer is my favorite, and Neal waking up and asking about having the scissors in his neck, that cracked me up!

[rabidchild]

Sometimes, the scenes where the whumpee wakes from surgery are my favorite to imagine. I don't know why, it's just so realistic or something...

[embroiderama]

I love how Peter's snappish with everybody but Neal, and his solution of driving right into the middle of the mess to get Neal medical attention was just perfect.

[rabidchild]

Oh, thanks! That just felt so logical to me as I was writing it.

[winterstar95]

I have to add my voice to the freak accident fest - that would be great.

And I loved how comforting Peter was to Neal, but really snarky to the rest of the people. His annoyance and worry really shined through here.

Nice warm fuzzies at the end too!

And can I say I am so happy I had 'cat like reflexes' for one solitary moment in time and was able to grab the scissors before they flew off the dash board at me.

[winterstar95]

Oh I just also have to add that one time I called the vet to ask them for an appt right away because I came home to a cat with blood coming out of her eye - and you know what the stupid kid at the desk said, well we're really booked up right now, I don't know if we can see you today. You know what I said to him - Get this through your head, I am coming with my cat who is BLEEDING OUT OF HER EYE. Don't tell me I can't because I am coming. I am also bringing my two little kids with me and you will see us immediately because it is a f*cking emergency.

Answer - ok yes ma'am.

:o)

[rabidchild]

That's just every type of terrific. You are fierce.

[rabidchild]

I also have to tell you I secretly hope freak accidents wins the poll - i have such a good prompt for it! I even changed my vote.

[calis_1st]

Ahhhgggghhhh, that makes me almost choke!

I have to agree with everyone else - I enjoyed Peter's sarcastic comments to everyone but Neal; especially love the exchange at the end (“Was there a pair of scissors in my neck?” “Only as far as you know.”) Nice.

And, yes, we must have a freak accident fest. Subcategory - the havoc wreaked by all creatures great and small.

[rabidchild]

There you go! A way to get puppies in there after all!