The business trip had been a successful one. I acquired a new business that would earn me a fist full of money and was able to fuck and eat locals at my leisure. While I was away, the city was rampaged by a man who stole Superman's powers. Quite ingenious really. Doesn't every little boy dream of being Superman? I tipped my ad at this human, ( Read more... )

I smelled her before I saw her. The thick scent of coffee, fresh baked bread, and pastry spilled from her clothes, but underneath was the pungent scent of female human. I followed her for three blocks to make sure she knew I wasn't there, and watched as she entered her apartment building. Her hair was pulled into a ponytail, the white streak a ( Read more... )

They all thought I was dead. Most of them thought they ate my corpse. Most of them were idiots. Sure they'd eaten one of my legs, but not my entire body. You'd think those animals would realize that most of that mound of flesh they were feeding off of wasn't entirely me...but that would be giving them some semblance of intelligence. And Anita, what ( Read more... )