Granny, Grandma

[qwinkly]

(From May, 2011)

Granny, Grandma

Well, I guess I can stop worrying about having to teach two kids to waltz for awhile, and focus instead on teaching one to breastfeed.   I suppose now I'll have to come up with another holier-than-thou excuse for watching Dancing With The Stars this season, eh ?    I don't think I'll be getting any helpful tips

Comments

[c3childs]

A little late, but congratulations! This is a while off, but I warn you now, never let the little darling watch Yo Gabba Gabba. If the name isn't bad enough, the star is a black man in orange afro wig (I hope it's a wig) and jumpsuits, and people in foam costumes that sing songs like 'Please, thank you *repeat 4x* Magic *repeat 4x*' *repeat 'til brainwashing is complete. (It will make you miss Barney!)I swear, my 'little brother' watches it just to spite me.

Blue's Clues is okay, but really only if the guy is Steve, rather than Joe. Joe is a dork; Steve does Elvis impressions and plays guitar.

If I lost you at any point in this rambling, let me know; I'll clarify.

Must be drugs !

[qwinkly]

Seriously? A black man in orange afro wig and jumpsuits, and people in foam costumes that sing songs? What do these people say when someone asks, "So.... what do you do for a living?" You KNOW they answer, "I'm an accountant.", and hope they get away with that.

Miss Barney? Wow! Horrific ! And that little green whiny friend of his with the world's most annoying voice ! I wanted to slap that little dinosaur back to the Jurassic ! It was worse than Fran Drescher, Lambchop, and PeeWee Herman rolled into one !

Re: Must be drugs !

[c3childs]

You know, I think they must get paid really, really well. That has to be it because I don't see a normal person doing that for minimum wage. Of course, I don't think that guy is all that normal.