Granny, Grandma
(From May, 2011)
Granny, Grandma
Well, I guess I can stop worrying about having to teach two kids to waltz for awhile, and focus instead on teaching one to breastfeed. I suppose now I'll have to come up with another holier-than-thou excuse for watching Dancing With The Stars this season, eh ? I don't think I'll be getting any helpful tips from there along that line. From Len, maybe?
Does this mean I have to replace all my sensible undies by September, or get accused of truly wearing "granny panties" ? I just know that comment is coming from one of my sons at some time. Should I head them off at the pass, and have something naughty and racy as a retort ? Might be worth the small discomfort, just to watch the smart alec do that "pretend throwup" routine !