Drabble: Husband of the Year (ADAD #4)

[qwertyfaced]

Title: Husband of the Year
Author: QWERTYfaced
Fandom: White Collar
Wordcount: 100
Rating: G
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey
Genre: Drabble, gen, humor
Notes: For my A Drabble A Day personal challenge, and whitecollar100's Challenge 64 - Launder. Thanks to reve_silencieux, who continues to prompt me. :)
Summary: Really, what is it with men and chores?
Disclaimer: This is

Comments

[reve_silencieux]

Oh Peter!!

...men. They really are clueless. I don't know how many conversations I've had with them and they don't understand the concept of color sorting.

I love that you managed to address both the laundry aspect and money laundering in one prompt! You amaze me.

[qwertyfaced]

With The Boyfriend, it's folding clothes that he doesn't understand. He thinks I have superpowers, because I can generally reduce the volume of his luggage by at least half.

:D Glad you enjoyed the play on words! At first, I had absolutely no idea where to go with this prompt, but I do have a weakness for puns.

Thanks again for the remarkably random prompts. They're exciting, even if they do cause me to walk around, muttering "laundry" over and over in a vague monotone.

[leesa_perrie]

Oh, poor befuddled Peter!

Women's clothing was so fussy.

LOL! Like men's clothing isn't! Don't try washing those suits, okay?!! :) :)

Love Neal's contribution at the end, lol!! :)

[qwertyfaced]

Ah, but suits go to the dry cleaners, which might as well be magic. :D

Hehe, I kind of suspect that after that drabble ended, Peter was pelting Neal with balled-up socks.

[joy2190]

Oops! I'm sure El is going to be way more upset about the sweater than the twenty.

[qwertyfaced]

She'll probably just roll her eyes and forgive him. :D Peter was trying to be sweet, albeit somewhat ineptly.

[eldorah]

"Oh, Peter...money laundering?" Neal shook his head sorrowfully. "Here's a tip: you're doing it wrong."

Best ending ever. =) Such a creative drabble, I love it!

[qwertyfaced]

Hehe, thank you. :D I don't think Neal is above puns, if it gives him the chance to tease Peter.

[ladygray99]

Heeee! That is perfect Neal. Now how fast can Peter replace that sweeter?

[qwertyfaced]

Depends on how fast he can threaten or cajole Neal into helping. ;) Peter probably doesn't know where El shops, but Neal very well might!