Drabble: Conspiracy to Commit (ADAD #21)

[qwertyfaced]

Title: Conspiracy to Commit
Author: QWERTYfaced
Fandom: White Collar
Wordcount: 100
Rating: G
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke
Genre: Drabble, gen, humor
Notes: For my A Drabble A Day personal challenge, and whitecollar100's Challenge 4 - Target. Thanks, reve_silencieux!
Summary: Peter gets shot. (Part 1 of A Battle of Wits.)
Disclaimer: This is a work

Comments

[sapphire2309]

I have to say, I was legitimately terrified for a moment. But that was awesome!!!

[qwertyfaced]

Thank you! :D I felt a little evil this morning.

[eldorah]

D'aww! You had me going there for a second! What an adorable twist!!! Wonderful job!

Might I just add, that if I had a penguin pool (as per your disclaimer), I'd be the happiest person alive??

[qwertyfaced]

Thank you! :)

Whenever it's hot, I go to the museum near us to work. They have a penguin pool there, but I've learned that it's far better for me to sit in the aquarium. If I stay by the penguins, I get nothing done. :D

[eldorah]

Hah! I agree - I once worked in a zoo for a summer, and my project was such that I could work from wherever there was wifi. The penguin house had wifi... but... I only tried that once because it was bad for productivity Lol!

[leesa_perrie]

LOL! I had a feeling it might be a water pistol, but only because I know you can be tricksy! :D

[qwertyfaced]

:D Also, you know I'd never kill off Peter. At least, probably not, and I certainly wouldn't label it "humor".

[joy2190]

Aw, that was so mean. Poor Peter too tuckered out to do yard work and then assault by his nearest and dearest!

[qwertyfaced]

I seem to be making a habit of awakening Peter rudely, don't I? So far, he's been hit with a pillow, woken up by Satchmo, and now squirted with a water gun... :)

[reve_silencieux]

Hehehehehehe! Peter, Peter, Peter... Haven't you learned by now never to cross Elizabeth?? I love how she uses Neal to do these type of things for her (although not as illegal as normal!)

[qwertyfaced]

It's an excellent scheme: Neal can point out that it was Elizabeth's idea, and Elizabeth can point out that Neal's the one who actually pulled the trigger. :D So in a way, it's like it's no one's fault at all...

[reve_silencieux]

I think Neal and Mozzie have rubbed off on her a wee too much. ;-)

[qwertyfaced]

Maybe, but I feel like El can be quite mischievous enough on her own to be going on with. :D