There had been very few truly magicless persons in the history of the entire human race, and all of them were a little...off. Strange. Not demon-strange, or magic-strange, because they were the opposite - they were individuals so grounded in reality that they were cut off from everything that could not be determined by the first five senses. Magic ( Read more... )

-"There are no Knights in the real world, only scared kids."
-Dave Strider from Hold Your Colour

-""He socks him five or six times in the face before his knuckles split and he stops, Bro's nose bleeding and his eye squinting shut, and only when Dave's standing there over him panting does Bro meet his eyes ( Read more... )

-""I'm pretty sure we can improvise," she says. "Even if it's a lot more boring than wizard slash."

"Fuck off, Harley, my left sock is more exciting than your girly goddamn wizard slash."

"Prove it," Jade says, that goofy grin of hers shining like anything, setting his heart off like a nuclear reaction, meltdown, overload.-Jade Harley and Dave ( Read more... )

-"By the end of City Of Angels John is one hundred percent convinced Karkat will throw in the sweaty, off-white towel. There are pinkish traces on his cheeks, and now he’s sitting up holding his knees and looking like he was made hollow and packed back up with something loose and light like popcorn crumbs. “Right,” he says, “right. Go to hell and ( Read more... )

-"Rose and I have a Luke and Leia thing going on, not Donny and Marie and babe, are we seriously having a discussion about whether or not I've had sex with my own sister?"
-Dave from Bad Relationships: Dave

-"That was when you thought that Rose Lalonde was anything that could be solved. You know better now; Rose is all smoke and mirrors, endless ( Read more... )

-""Oh, joy," the younger sibling sniffs in disdain. "I just indirectly kissed an Exorcist.""
-Nea from Heretics

-"“What do you care?” Allen managed to croak, voice sounding severely affected and he wasn’t happy about that. The finger shifted to twirl around his tie, before moving away ( Read more... )

-"She cleared her throat and leaned on him more. "I tell you, it is more than a wife can bear ( Read more... )

-"Tevak raised a hand in goodbye, and Tokusa, his smile tight, bowed his head. Madarao stared with eyes narrowed and head tilted. Howard was ignoring everything that wasn't on the floor.

Yuu was sure he hated them all."
-Tevak, Tokusa, Madarao, Howard Link, and Yuu Kanda from Fledgings

( -said they're born from a woman's stomach. Say, do you have a mother? )

I look at Batman, fully expecting to be arrested for child endangerment. "Really, I didn't mouth off at him. I might've sniped a bit, but I'm Canadian. Our idea of a supervillain is the Hamburglar." - Ms. Edison’s Day Out by medie http://medie.livejournal.com/1439361.html

"I am the Doctor, Theta Sigma, Last of the Time Lords, The Oncoming Storm," ( Read more... )

-"“It isn’t nothing.” Talking made the boy realize how thirsty he was, but he ignored it. He could melt snow later. He knew how to use a lighter-and with the oil he just filched, he’d be good for a while. No worries there ( Read more... )