For certifiably odd people only. It's only safe for them to get through. Some sense might blow the door open once in a mustard moon but the nonsense usually keeps it tightly shut.

(it means it's friends-locked mostly, my dear normal people)

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Because XX's mother's company makes amusing viral videos.

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And who doesn't like seeing a guy kissing a PCR machine?

THAT YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER OF AN UPSTART WON.

I have finally gained weight. I now weigh 41 kg. That is very good actually considering I hardly breach the 40 kg level. Is mildly upset that I no longer weigh 88 pounds because 88 is a lucky number and a very good excuse to not gain more weight. I now fear getting flabby thighs. Seriously. I love my legs. They are nice. People have told me so. My ( Read more... )

I'VE LOST MY PHONE. I HAVE FREAKING FRACKING LOST MY PHONE AND SOMEONE HAS FOUND IT. THAT SOMEONE HAS SWITCHED OFF MY PHONE. I DO NOT THINK I HAVE MUCH HOPE IN ITS RETURN TOMORROW WHEN I STORM BACK TO SHAW BUGIS AND ASK IF THEY HAD FOUND MY PHONE. I AM NOT HAPPY. I AM ALSO BROKE. I HAVE NO MONEY TO REPLACE MY PHONE. DOES ANYONE HAVE AN OLD PHONE TO ( Read more... )

T o hell with you. I am on my way to Japan for three glorious, parent-free weeks.

But first, a mandatory 4 hour stopover at Bangkok.

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Why do you want to make your life like that?
Why can't you just accept the life you have?

Is life really a drama to you? Because dramas are scripted. Do you believe in free will? Don't scream, don't shout. Life is what it is. Do you want to control it? Do you want it to run amok? Plan your life, my friend. Make it what you want it to be. Don't just ( Read more... )

In the spirit of all things Japan, I shall scream. And I shall post the following lyrics because they've been buzzing around my head ( Read more... )