Well, I think Man-E-Faces is the bisexual amongst them, and Ram-Man must have been into fisting...
Mer-Man was into water sports; and Orko was the asexual old fairy who has made an identity out of mincing.
As for Battle-Cat (why such a generic name, when Cringer is so unflattering and yet unique?)--that's just disgusting to consider, because that would mean bestiality...
Battle Cat is of course a male pussy. B for Battle Cat. B for Bussy. Quod erat demonstratum...
ALthough our theory is that Orko is not the asexual old fairy, Orko is actually He-Man's cum-rag-- that big O on his chest is a target. he eventually gained sentience through repeated application of semen from (cue dramatic voice) "THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE". Mer-Man, water sports, of course. And as far as Ram-Man goes, we think he's a former football player with some serious brain damage. Fisting sounds about right up his alley.
Maybe we should start a company, get some of it made, and sell it at pagan conventions, sci-fi things, and so forth, for that geek market that would buy Princess Leia's Hutt-slave outfit...?
I'm not sure that the laws of physics can be bent well enough to actually make Eternian Underwear, though-- I mean, Beefcake (i mean He-Man) has got to be packin' some serious meat but there's no hint of any bulge in his trousers no matter what position he gets himself into. I know gay underwear is more complicated than straight underwear, but I think Eternian underwear takes that extra step and incorporates some sort of shift in space-time,,, we'll see. maybe it's in one of the extras files on the bonus disc.
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Mer-Man was into water sports; and Orko was the asexual old fairy who has made an identity out of mincing.
As for Battle-Cat (why such a generic name, when Cringer is so unflattering and yet unique?)--that's just disgusting to consider, because that would mean bestiality...
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ALthough our theory is that Orko is not the asexual old fairy, Orko is actually He-Man's cum-rag-- that big O on his chest is a target. he eventually gained sentience through repeated application of semen from (cue dramatic voice) "THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNIVERSE".
Mer-Man, water sports, of course. And as far as Ram-Man goes, we think he's a former football player with some serious brain damage. Fisting sounds about right up his alley.
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Which brings up the question: what then was Kowl, She-Ra's structuralist Orko equivalent?
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When does your plane get in? Send me an email or leave me a message so's I can be there with bells on...
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