Wow...
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is the gayest cartoon EVER.
See, Prince Adam really wants to bottom for He-Man, but it can never be because they're the same guy.
Man At Arms wears that little cock-head helmet because he's busy doing his daughter, Teela. Teela, if you watch carefully, has a huge Valium habit-- thus she never changes expression. Skeletor is He-Man's crystal-meth addicted ex (thus why he has no face left), Beast-Man is the bear who Skeletor uses as his bitch. The Sorceress is that lesbian who hangs out with the beefcake and makes demands but doesn't do anything useful (other than try to get the beefcake to make the occasional exception)... it's all very, very twisted.
Um.
More later,
p.
See, Prince Adam really wants to bottom for He-Man, but it can never be because they're the same guy.
Man At Arms wears that little cock-head helmet because he's busy doing his daughter, Teela. Teela, if you watch carefully, has a huge Valium habit-- thus she never changes expression. Skeletor is He-Man's crystal-meth addicted ex (thus why he has no face left), Beast-Man is the bear who Skeletor uses as his bitch. The Sorceress is that lesbian who hangs out with the beefcake and makes demands but doesn't do anything useful (other than try to get the beefcake to make the occasional exception)... it's all very, very twisted.
Um.
More later,
p.