010 [Voice] Changed my mind, he's not affected.

[queensboulevard]

So would this be a bad time to start talking about hot chicks who are potentially available for sex?

Comments

[a_bit_put_upon]

Mee...eeeeep?

[He does know a lovely chicken, but she's really more of a coffee friend, and she's sort of in a relationship at the... somehow, he gets the feeling that isn't what you mean.]

[queensboulevard]

Is that code for, "I wanna bang a chick?"

[a_bit_put_upon]

[Have an absolutely HORRIFIED look. He's been bludgeoned with enough science-infested hammers, and petted enough baby chickens, to know that BANGING AND CHICKS IS A VERY BAD AND HORRIBLE COMBINATION. Thus...]

Mee-me-me-MEEE meemeep! Meeeeep!

[Have an ineffectual scoldy finger. You're a bad man, Vince.]

SORRY HE'S BEING SO VULGAR, CRAIG. :C

[queensboulevard]

[Vince just laughs.]

You don't want to put your dick in her?

[takeyouapart]

Is it ever a good time to talk about that?

[queensboulevard]

Totally, man.

[takeyouapart]

It's disrespectful. Nobody wants to have judgement passed on them based on whether or not they're....hot, never mind what they might be available for.

SORRY MERLIN. :C

[queensboulevard]

Yeah, don't really care.

[cautionarystory]

Feeling lonely?

[queensboulevard]

Maybe a little bit.

[cautionarystory]

Would this help? [She switches video on and waves a bottle of strawberry schnapps.]

Video

[queensboulevard]

[Vince just grins widely.]

Oh yeah, I think that might. Should I come over or do you wanna come by?

[And he suddenly realizes he didn't get a Christmas present for you. :c]

[peektuttut]

Probably a bad time, yeah.

[queensboulevard]

Nah, I think you're wrong, Batman. [He's back at it. :c]

[peektuttut]

[Sigh. :c] People are turning into...kids shows, and you think it's a good time to hook up?

[queensboulevard]

Oh yeah. Best time. No one's gonna call boo if I end up banging someone. They're all too busy teaching about letters and shit.