[He does know a lovely chicken, but she's really more of a coffee friend, and she's sort of in a relationship at the... somehow, he gets the feeling that isn't what you mean.]
[Have an absolutely HORRIFIED look. He's been bludgeoned with enough science-infested hammers, and petted enough baby chickens, to know that BANGING AND CHICKS IS A VERY BAD AND HORRIBLE COMBINATION. Thus...]
Mee-me-me-MEEE meemeep! Meeeeep!
[Have an ineffectual scoldy finger. You're a bad man, Vince.]
AND I'M SORRY HE'S TAKING EVERYTHING LITERALLY, DHA. BUT HEY, COMEDY GOLD! :Da_bit_put_uponDecember 28 2010, 22:51:15 UTC
[Put.. what? And from somewhere magical, he produces a stylish-looking dickie. You silly person, these don't go IN anything, they go ON! And usually under! He attempts to demonstrate, and ends up simply getting himself stuck. A muffled meep for assistance escapes the mess.]
...must not make a Captain Hammer jokea_bit_put_uponDecember 29 2010, 02:58:58 UTC
[He stops his tangled flailing a moment to ponder this. As puppets (usually) don't have genitalia, this is a FOREIGN CONCEPT.
...Oh, wait, he knows what you want now! His one free hand delves somewhere below screen and comes up with a wallet, which it dumps every which way until he can produce three pennies.]
[He does know a lovely chicken, but she's really more of a coffee friend, and she's sort of in a relationship at the... somehow, he gets the feeling that isn't what you mean.]
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Mee-me-me-MEEE meemeep! Meeeeep!
[Have an ineffectual scoldy finger. You're a bad man, Vince.]
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You don't want to put your dick in her?
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No, I mean your penis.
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...Oh, wait, he knows what you want now! His one free hand delves somewhere below screen and comes up with a wallet, which it dumps every which way until he can produce three pennies.]
Mmm-mmph-mrp?
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Nope.
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