Galadriel Unity

[queenoflorien]

This is brilliant, but it's only the beginning. I've been thinking things over, and come to the conclusion that the abandonment and neglect on the part of the Celeborns of Middle-earth are violations of our basic rights as Galadrieli. After all, the loss of a Celeborn has a major impact on the Galadriel way of life. After all, if they leave, who

Comments

[6thgaladriel]

Oh, Dude, that idea rules. I am so fucking on board.

Does this mean I can unpack the leather harnass?

[celeborn_6]

oh, hi honey!!!!

*smooches*

like, ome, you are such a doll!!! you wouldn't be mean to your sweetykins, would you?

[6thgaladriel]

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[celeborn_6]

awwww....my hunnybunny's foul little mouth is all shut and stuff...

are you feeling okay?

[celeborniii]

So harsh! So cruel! So fiesty! Oh, I've missed you, wifey. ;)

[6thgaladriel]

o.o

Weren't you the one with the restraining order?

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[celeborniii]

I think that was six, actually. ;)

[celeborn_6]

uh uh!!!!

i just had the big ol' cop with the nice, strong arms coming around our trailer telling him he couldn't lock me in the trunk of the car no more.

[galadrielxiii]

Does this mean I can eviscerate him and use his guts to decorate the tv?

[galadrielph33r]

That is an excellent idea.

[galadrielxiii]

::giggles::

We can chop him up into tiny tiny pieces.

[galadrielviii]

Thankfully, I have no need for a Celebornian manwench, as I've now got a Feanorian houseboy. Still, though, being the Green One, I am not wont to turn down an opportunity to torment a lesser being, particularly a cloddish pansy-elf.

Tormet is the main objective, really.

[queenoflorien]

Welcome to the team, Ms. VIII. You'll doubtlessly be a valuable asset to our cause.