Galadriel Unity
This is brilliant, but it's only the beginning. I've been thinking things over, and come to the conclusion that the abandonment and neglect on the part of the Celeborns of Middle-earth are violations of our basic rights as Galadrieli. After all, the loss of a Celeborn has a major impact on the Galadriel way of life. After all, if they leave, who is there to take coats when company comes for dinner? Who is there to braid our hair before bedtime? Who is there to force into skimpy black leather outfits and chase around the house with whips and cattle prods?
And so I propose to you, my sisters in cloning and interdimensional mistakes, a coming together for one deeply important cause. I propose:
The Celeborn Reclamation Society
Because without us, that bastard [those bastards] would be NOTHING. NOTHING. Galadrieli of the world, demand what is yours!
Because we don't need marriage to make their lives Hell. :)
And so I propose to you, my sisters in cloning and interdimensional mistakes, a coming together for one deeply important cause. I propose:
The Celeborn Reclamation Society
Because without us, that bastard [those bastards] would be NOTHING. NOTHING. Galadrieli of the world, demand what is yours!
Because we don't need marriage to make their lives Hell. :)