NEXT EPISODE! [Vine, Video]

[ultimatedessert]

I need a better budget for this...

On the next exciting episode of "Etna's Mysterious Garden!"

Our heroes have survived a sudden, nightmarish onset of winter, whose details shall no longer be spoken of!

*A giant photo of a censor block*

However, just as they begin to progress into the mysterious Wilds, something goes horribly, terribly wrong!

Comments

[peachhat]

That was the most ridiculous thing I've heard people say will happen. Why would anyone care about feminity being sapped and stuff like that!?

[ultimatedessert]

You don't understand the power of ratings?!?!

If the show gets cancelled we'll never find a way home!

[peachhat]

Err...what is a rating?

...If this gets cancelled, won't this mean the barrier stuff is gone and we can just leave?

What is she talking about

[ultimatedessert]

Look, an important part of this whole thing is that we have to maintain viewership. If we lose too much fanservice, then the viewers stop watching. It's not like we can claim to be the smartest show on television with this setup!

[video]

[latomatetas]

That sounds like an episode from a reality show.

Re: [video]

[ultimatedessert]

Well, yeah. It's pretty much a standard anime setup.

Re: [video]

[latomatetas]

Anime? Oh, like one of Japón's creations, sí?

Re: [video]

[ultimatedessert]

If you want to be so world-centric, I guess so.

It's not like you humans have the monopoly on designing such things though.

[yakuza_otaku]

...

... wait, we're on a cheap tv show?

[ultimatedessert]

It's a perfectly sensible explanation for a lot of things. Except the crazy magic.

[yakuza_otaku]

But where's the cameras?

[ultimatedessert]

Oh right, you humans aren't used to recording without them.

[sansbaguette]

Well, at least we'd all still be very beautiful. And an all-male cast can just appeal to an entirely different audience, oui?

[ultimatedessert]

You don't want the audience that would find an all-reverse trap audience appealing. They're not as profitable as they seem.

[sansbaguette]

We must cater to everyone, non? Everyone deserves to see their interests!

[ultimatedessert]

Catering to too niche an audience, however, especially at the expense of other potential audiences?

Bad idea.

[video]

[border_phantasm]

I'm curious where you found the pictures.

Re: [video]

[ultimatedessert]

Oh these?

Used a bit of spare wilds dust. Normally I'd use Photobay but they're not handy right now!

[video]

[border_phantasm]

Ah, of course.

Do you do this sort of thing often, or just when you're in another world?

Re: [video]

[ultimatedessert]

I do it pretty often, actually.

You can't let the mood get too serious, or you lose the fans who got into the series during the opening episodes.