NEXT EPISODE! [Vine, Video]

[ultimatedessert]

I need a better budget for this...

On the next exciting episode of "Etna's Mysterious Garden!"

Our heroes have survived a sudden, nightmarish onset of winter, whose details shall no longer be spoken of!

*A giant photo of a censor block*

However, just as they begin to progress into the mysterious Wilds, something goes horribly, terribly wrong!

Comments

[peachhat]

That was the most ridiculous thing I've heard people say will happen. Why would anyone care about feminity being sapped and stuff like that!?

[ultimatedessert]

You don't understand the power of ratings?!?!

If the show gets cancelled we'll never find a way home!

[peachhat]

Err...what is a rating?

...If this gets cancelled, won't this mean the barrier stuff is gone and we can just leave?

What is she talking about

[ultimatedessert]

Look, an important part of this whole thing is that we have to maintain viewership. If we lose too much fanservice, then the viewers stop watching. It's not like we can claim to be the smartest show on television with this setup!

[peachhat]

Viewers? You know that you're making less sense than the servants of the queen right now? Who'd watch something like this, really? Other than me, when I'm bored

[ultimatedessert]

Interdimensional all-girl's garden? I can think of an audience in the billions.

[peachhat]

...
.......Err...

There are that many people interested in watching duels?

[ultimatedessert]

And other things~

[peachhat]

What other things are you talking about here?

[ultimatedessert]

Just important related concepts you really should read up on.

[peachhat]

Sounds boring and uninteresting, nothing I'd want to waste my time with.

[ultimatedessert]

Ah, but if you're not well-held among the fans, you're likely to get dropped offscreen. And that's just no fun.

Tenshi would probably shoot her fans if she knew what some thought of her.

[peachhat]

Then I'd just walk back onscreen and shoot the fans. Problem solved.

Re: Tenshi would probably shoot her fans if she knew what some thought of her.

[ultimatedessert]

... You can't really shoot someone through a TV screen. I mean sure there's the classic Sean Connery Is About To Shoot You pose, but...

[peachhat]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm not going to let such technicalities hold me back, anyway.

[ultimatedessert]

... So you're going to shoot potentially millions of people. Who you cannot see.

Right.